Find Out Here How Crazy Are You?
Have you ever wondered how you may appear to people when they first met you? Do you seem like an introvert? Or a showstopper?
- 1.
Your Parents are out of town. You:
- A.
What parents?
- B.
Sit patiently by the phone,glaring at it, until they call.
- C.
Call all your friends and tell them your parents were abducted by aliens.
- D.
Do something your parents would NEVER let you do at home: Use the microwave
- E.
Run away from home crying "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"
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- 2.
Your Favorite Hobby:
- A.
Chasing Squirrels with sticks
- B.
Hiding in your washing machine
- C.
Imitating your best friends life because your jealous of it
- D.
Obsessing over Obama
- E.
Stalking your neighbors cat
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- 3.
When you're at Wal-mart You:
- A.
Stare at the knives section with a passion
- B.
Buy toothbrushes
- C.
Follow some random guy until he turns around and you say "I'M NOT STALKING YOU! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!"
- D.
I'm afraid of going in the light, so I don't go anywhere.
- E.
Ch, I don't DO Wal-Mart.
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- 4.
Best Describes your hairstyle:
- A.
My Neighbor's toupee
- B.
I cry when I see it
- C.
WELL MY MOM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL!
- D.
What hair?
- E.
I trip over it every 5 seconds
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- 5.
What are your friends like?
- A.
Stuffed and made with fuzz.
- B.
Dead
- C.
The computer and TV are my only friends
- D.
Crazy and awesome like me!
- E.
Who wants friends?
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- 6.
If you could make a holiday, what would it be?
- A.
Praise ME day!
- B.
National Paco the Pencil Day
- C.
Presmis (a week fully dedicated to parents giving their children money and presents....like christmas but for a week!)
- D.
National Kill the President day!
- E.
National Pickle day
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- 7.
Who should be president?
- A.
Uh, ME!
- B.
Bob the Magical Fruitfly
- C.
SANTA!
- D.
Mr. Bean
- E.
That one homeless guy who gives me cocaine and cookies. :)
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- 8.
Who are you afraid of?
- A.
My mother
- B.
That one creepy guy outside my window.
- C.
That dude on that Geico commercial who follows the gecko.
- D.
E.L.M.O. HE'S TOO DAMN HAPPY AND RED! HE KILLS I TELL YOU, KILLZZZZZ!
- E.
Mr. Smiley face...and santa......RAPISTS!
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- 9.
What do you do when your scared?
- A.
Hide inside my Dryer
- B.
Run around screaming "BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!"
- C.
Sing quietly to myself in the fetal position while eating chocolate that you stashed in the toaster for this occasion.
- D.
Die and be Reborn
- E.
I release my magical powers and defeat any dark overlord who dares oppose me!
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- 10.
If you hear rain on your roof at night you:
- A.
Get right out of bed and shout "SANTA?! IS THAT YOU!"
- B.
You grab a flashlight, plastic armor, a kitchen spoon(not supposed to run with knives!) and a bottle of germ-x and sit on your floor in the fetal position.
- C.
Suspect its Hagrid trying to get into your house to tell you you've been accepted to HogWarts, and run around with a stick going "I'M A WIZARD IM'A WIZARD!
- D.
Do nothing and wait for your immanent death to come.
- E.
Start having a wierd dream about school
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- 11.
What superpower do you want/have?
- A.
The ability to make old people unite at attack things
- B.
The ability to turn rocks into stuffed animals
- C.
To be able to communicate with tacos
- D.
The ability to make pigs fly so you can get that car you wanted. (because your mom said you couldn't get one until pigs fly)
- E.
I already own the world, I don't need anymore super power than that.
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- 12.
Who is your Movie Character?
- A.
Voldemort
- B.
Jack Sparrow
- C.
The Cookie monster
- D.
Yota
- E.
None of these losers
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- 13.
What motto best describes you?
- A.
Books are knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, and crime doesn't pay, SO DON'T READ!
- B.
I don't need a motto to describe how awesome I am
- C.
Where there is something, Something is there, unless that something there is nothing so nothing is there for something to be.
- D.
Pencils are cool!
- E.
Ummmmmm...like totally!...omg no way!.......THESE SHOES EFFING ROCK!....ek, you're stupid. Stupid Boy.
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- 14.
What do you say to get people off the phone/ end a conversation with you?
- A.
Um, I have to go....talk to someone more important than you, BYE!
- B.
Er, I can't talk right now, my family's getting kidnapped! Bye!
- C.
Sorry, There's an avalanche about to kill me! Gotta go! "But arent you in your house?" ummm ye- NO! ARE YOU STALKING ME? "uh n-" GET OUT OF MY LIFE! GEEZE WOMAN! "I'm you broth-" I DONT EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN BITCH!
- D.
Uuuuuuuh....there's meteor-no uh serial ki- I mean rocks are falling and I- no um, my mom's- "Are you breaking up with me?" No! You don't understand I just need to get off the phone! "So now you don't want to talk to me?" No! Wait I "Shut up Alfanzo! We're over!" NO PENELOPE! "BYE!" FINE BYE! (hangs up) Well that went well.
- E.
Why the hell do you care how I talk to people!
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- 15.
Are you getting tired of this quiz?
- A.
Uh, yeah
- B.
No
- C.
Kinda
- D.
Keep the questions coming!
- E.
I don't care, I have nothing better to do.
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