You May Get
Out there 50%
Slightly crazy 35%
Not Real Crazy.20%
Sit patiently by the phone,glaring at it, until they call.
Call all your friends and tell them your parents were abducted by aliens.
Do something your parents would NEVER let you do at home: Use the microwave
Run away from home crying "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"
Chasing Squirrels with sticks
Hiding in your washing machine
Imitating your best friends life because your jealous of it
Obsessing over Obama
Stalking your neighbors cat
Stare at the knives section with a passion
Follow some random guy until he turns around and you say "I'M NOT STALKING YOU! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!"
I'm afraid of going in the light, so I don't go anywhere.
Ch, I don't DO Wal-Mart.
My Neighbor's toupee
I cry when I see it
WELL MY MOM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL!
I trip over it every 5 seconds
Stuffed and made with fuzz.
The computer and TV are my only friends
Crazy and awesome like me!
Who wants friends?
Praise ME day!
National Paco the Pencil Day
Presmis (a week fully dedicated to parents giving their children money and presents....like christmas but for a week!)
National Kill the President day!
National Pickle day
Bob the Magical Fruitfly
That one homeless guy who gives me cocaine and cookies. :)
That one creepy guy outside my window.
That dude on that Geico commercial who follows the gecko.
E.L.M.O. HE'S TOO DAMN HAPPY AND RED! HE KILLS I TELL YOU, KILLZZZZZ!
Mr. Smiley face...and santa......RAPISTS!
Hide inside my Dryer
Run around screaming "BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!"
Sing quietly to myself in the fetal position while eating chocolate that you stashed in the toaster for this occasion.
Die and be Reborn
I release my magical powers and defeat any dark overlord who dares oppose me!
Get right out of bed and shout "SANTA?! IS THAT YOU!"
You grab a flashlight, plastic armor, a kitchen spoon(not supposed to run with knives!) and a bottle of germ-x and sit on your floor in the fetal position.
Suspect its Hagrid trying to get into your house to tell you you've been accepted to HogWarts, and run around with a stick going "I'M A WIZARD IM'A WIZARD!
Do nothing and wait for your immanent death to come.
Start having a wierd dream about school
The ability to make old people unite at attack things
The ability to turn rocks into stuffed animals
To be able to communicate with tacos
The ability to make pigs fly so you can get that car you wanted. (because your mom said you couldn't get one until pigs fly)
I already own the world, I don't need anymore super power than that.
The Cookie monster
None of these losers
Books are knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, and crime doesn't pay, SO DON'T READ!
I don't need a motto to describe how awesome I am
Where there is something, Something is there, unless that something there is nothing so nothing is there for something to be.
Pencils are cool!
Ummmmmm...like totally!...omg no way!.......THESE SHOES EFFING ROCK!....ek, you're stupid. Stupid Boy.
Um, I have to go....talk to someone more important than you, BYE!
Er, I can't talk right now, my family's getting kidnapped! Bye!
Sorry, There's an avalanche about to kill me! Gotta go! "But arent you in your house?" ummm ye- NO! ARE YOU STALKING ME? "uh n-" GET OUT OF MY LIFE! GEEZE WOMAN! "I'm you broth-" I DONT EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN BITCH!
Uuuuuuuh....there's meteor-no uh serial ki- I mean rocks are falling and I- no um, my mom's- "Are you breaking up with me?" No! You don't understand I just need to get off the phone! "So now you don't want to talk to me?" No! Wait I "Shut up Alfanzo! We're over!" NO PENELOPE! "BYE!" FINE BYE! (hangs up) Well that went well.
Why the hell do you care how I talk to people!
Keep the questions coming!
I don't care, I have nothing better to do.
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