Find Out Here How Crazy Are You?

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How Crazy Are You Quizzes & Trivia

Have you ever wondered how you may appear to people when they first met you? Do you seem like an introvert? Or a showstopper?


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  • 1. 
    Your Parents are out of town. You:
    • A. 

      What parents?

    • B. 

      Sit patiently by the phone,glaring at it, until they call.

    • C. 

      Call all your friends and tell them your parents were abducted by aliens.

    • D. 

      Do something your parents would NEVER let you do at home: Use the microwave

    • E. 

      Run away from home crying "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"

  • 2. 
    Your Favorite Hobby:
    • A. 

      Chasing Squirrels with sticks

    • B. 

      Hiding in your washing machine

    • C. 

      Imitating your best friends life because your jealous of it

    • D. 

      Obsessing over Obama

    • E. 

      Stalking your neighbors cat

  • 3. 
    When you're at Wal-mart You:
    • A. 

      Stare at the knives section with a passion

    • B. 

      Buy toothbrushes

    • C. 

      Follow some random guy until he turns around and you say "I'M NOT STALKING YOU! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!"

    • D. 

      I'm afraid of going in the light, so I don't go anywhere.

    • E. 

      Ch, I don't DO Wal-Mart.

  • 4. 
    Best Describes your hairstyle:
    • A. 

      My Neighbor's toupee

    • B. 

      I cry when I see it

    • C. 

      WELL MY MOM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL!

    • D. 

      What hair?

    • E. 

      I trip over it every 5 seconds

  • 5. 
    What are your friends like?
    • A. 

      Stuffed and made with fuzz.

    • B. 

      Dead

    • C. 

      The computer and TV are my only friends

    • D. 

      Crazy and awesome like me!

    • E. 

      Who wants friends?

  • 6. 
    If you could make a holiday, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Praise ME day!

    • B. 

      National Paco the Pencil Day

    • C. 

      Presmis (a week fully dedicated to parents giving their children money and presents....like christmas but for a week!)

    • D. 

      National Kill the President day!

    • E. 

      National Pickle day

  • 7. 
    Who should be president?
    • A. 

      Uh, ME!

    • B. 

      Bob the Magical Fruitfly

    • C. 

      SANTA!

    • D. 

      Mr. Bean

    • E. 

      That one homeless guy who gives me cocaine and cookies. :)

  • 8. 
    Who are you afraid of?
    • A. 

      My mother

    • B. 

      That one creepy guy outside my window.

    • C. 

      That dude on that Geico commercial who follows the gecko.

    • D. 

      E.L.M.O. HE'S TOO DAMN HAPPY AND RED! HE KILLS I TELL YOU, KILLZZZZZ!

    • E. 

      Mr. Smiley face...and santa......RAPISTS!

  • 9. 
    What do you do when your scared?
    • A. 

      Hide inside my Dryer

    • B. 

      Run around screaming "BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!"

    • C. 

      Sing quietly to myself in the fetal position while eating chocolate that you stashed in the toaster for this occasion.

    • D. 

      Die and be Reborn

    • E. 

      I release my magical powers and defeat any dark overlord who dares oppose me!

  • 10. 
    If you hear rain on your roof at night you:
    • A. 

      Get right out of bed and shout "SANTA?! IS THAT YOU!"

    • B. 

      You grab a flashlight, plastic armor, a kitchen spoon(not supposed to run with knives!) and a bottle of germ-x and sit on your floor in the fetal position.

    • C. 

      Suspect its Hagrid trying to get into your house to tell you you've been accepted to HogWarts, and run around with a stick going "I'M A WIZARD IM'A WIZARD!

    • D. 

      Do nothing and wait for your immanent death to come.

    • E. 

      Start having a wierd dream about school

  • 11. 
    What superpower do you want/have?
    • A. 

      The ability to make old people unite at attack things

    • B. 

      The ability to turn rocks into stuffed animals

    • C. 

      To be able to communicate with tacos

    • D. 

      The ability to make pigs fly so you can get that car you wanted. (because your mom said you couldn't get one until pigs fly)

    • E. 

      I already own the world, I don't need anymore super power than that.

  • 12. 
    Who is your Movie Character?
    • A. 

      Voldemort

    • B. 

      Jack Sparrow

    • C. 

      The Cookie monster

    • D. 

      Yota

    • E. 

      None of these losers

  • 13. 
    What motto best describes you?
    • A. 

      Books are knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, and crime doesn't pay, SO DON'T READ!

    • B. 

      I don't need a motto to describe how awesome I am

    • C. 

      Where there is something, Something is there, unless that something there is nothing so nothing is there for something to be.

    • D. 

      Pencils are cool!

    • E. 

      Ummmmmm...like totally!...omg no way!.......THESE SHOES EFFING ROCK!....ek, you're stupid. Stupid Boy.

  • 14. 
    What do you say to get people off the phone/ end a conversation with you?
    • A. 

      Um, I have to go....talk to someone more important than you, BYE!

    • B. 

      Er, I can't talk right now, my family's getting kidnapped! Bye!

    • C. 

      Sorry, There's an avalanche about to kill me! Gotta go! "But arent you in your house?" ummm ye- NO! ARE YOU STALKING ME? "uh n-" GET OUT OF MY LIFE! GEEZE WOMAN! "I'm you broth-" I DONT EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN BITCH!

    • D. 

      Uuuuuuuh....there's meteor-no uh serial ki- I mean rocks are falling and I- no um, my mom's- "Are you breaking up with me?" No! You don't understand I just need to get off the phone! "So now you don't want to talk to me?" No! Wait I "Shut up Alfanzo! We're over!" NO PENELOPE! "BYE!" FINE BYE! (hangs up) Well that went well.

    • E. 

      Why the hell do you care how I talk to people!

  • 15. 
    Are you getting tired of this quiz?
    • A. 

      Uh, yeah

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Kinda

    • D. 

      Keep the questions coming!

    • E. 

      I don't care, I have nothing better to do.