Girlfriend Application Quiz! Test
- 1.Are you a female anywhere from 16-20?
- A.
No, I'm a dried up old bitch.
- B.
Yes!
- C.
No, I'm so young!
- 2.Do you Smoke Cigarettes or anything?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
On occasion!
- 3.What about alcohol? Do you drink?
- A.
Only when I'm with my close friends!
- B.
Not at all!
- C.
I hardly put down the bottle.
- 4.I know you're sick of answering questions about this! But do you do any drugs?
- A.
No. Ewwie
- B.
I Like doing them sometimes...
- C.
Yes.
- 5.Would you say that you're a smart person?
- A.
I'm SO DAMN smart.
- B.
I would say I am.
- C.
I'm mildly stupid.
- D.
I tyep lyk dis Lol!
- 6.Have you had many boyfriends?
- A.
1-2
- B.
2-5
- C.
5-20
- D.
Too many to count...
- 7.Are you clingy?
- A.
Emotionally!
- B.
Physically!
- C.
NO!
- D.
Both Emotionally and Physically. :D
- 8.What kind of music do you like most?
- A.
Owl City, NevershoutNever!, Nickasaur! Cutesy!
- B.
Attack Attack, Bring me the Horizon, Screamo!
- C.
Orbital, Daft Punk, - 80's Music
- D.
Pogo, Skream, Joe Hisaishi - Music no one has heard of.
- 9.Are You a Nerd! Prove your nerdiness with this question! How many pokemon were there originally in the Kanto region?
- A.
But I'm not a nerd!
- B.
I'm a nerd but I dont know!
- C.
200
- D.
150
- E.
70
- 10.Not a nerd? guess on this question! If you do know, Please answer! The main character of Zelda: Ocarina of time is: ______ and he has to fight: ______
- A.
Zelda, Jabu Jabu
- B.
Zelda, Ganondorf
- C.
Link, Zelda
- D.
Link, Ganondorf
- 11.What do you think about sex?
- A.
It's dank as fuck! I do it with whoever!
- B.
I only really do that with people I deeply connect with.
- C.
I'm waiting till marriage, homie.
- D.
I want to have sex but haven't gotten to yet.
- 12.Are you "adventurous"? Do you like trying new things and doing things spur of the moment?
- A.
Naw I like simplistic.
- B.
Yes, I am totally that way.
- C.
Yes, but only if it doesnt hurt me or others.
- D.
Just no.
- 13.Are you hairy?!
- A.
Any hair below my neck can fuck off.
- B.
I only shave certain spots.
- C.
I like the all natural feel.
- D.
I shave when it starts to grow out a lot.
- 14.Describe your smell!
- A.
BO. I am a fuckin beast.
- B.
Idk man, I smell nice. lol
- C.
I smell like the best thing you've ever smelled.
- D.
You mean my body? or my.... downstairs. Because they both smell bad.
- 15.Lady Gaga or Kesha!
- A.
Lady Gaga!
- B.
Kesha!
- C.
Fuckin neither.
- 16.Ever cheated on a boyfriend?
- A.
Only once. and there were circumstances.
- B.
Only 3 times. and there were circumstances.
- C.
Cheaters can suck my snatch! (NO)
- D.
Yes.
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