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Which Mancunian do these quotes belong to? Gary Neville (the former Manchester United and England player now plying his trade as a Sky Sports pundit) or Karl Pilkington (Ricky Gervais' favourite target and star of hot Sky 1 show An Idiot Abroad)?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    "It's more a pint of bitter than a Peach Bellini"

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary said this describing the Sunderland and Stoke City game towards the end of the 2012/13 season.

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  • 2. 

    "It's just easier to put stuff off once we've got this calendar, whereas if we didn't have a date you'd have to do everything straight away."

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl dismisses the importance of calendars on episode 2 of 'The Ricky Gervais Show' podcast (The Podfather Trilogy)

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  • 3. 

    By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl talks about the delights of aging on first ever Ricky Gervais podcast in December 2005.

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  • 4. 

    I walk into a supermarket and see a 3 for 1. First off, I wonder what's wrong with it? Then I check the sell by date.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary talks about the amount of players Newcastle and QPR have bought during the 2012/13 season on Monday Night Football.

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  • 5. 

    I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    While discussing biology on the 2007 Fame Souvenir Program Podcast, Karl makes this shock revelation.

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  • 6. 

    It was like me having to clap burglars into my own home.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary describes what it was like having to give Chelsea the guard of honour when they won the title in 2005

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  • 7. 

    I still can't work out what happened. It's either an accident, a big accident, or a jail sentence.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary Neville gives his assesment Andy Carroll's challenge on David De Gea during the Manchester United and Newcastle game in April 2013.

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  • 8. 

    I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book'.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl talks about life in series 2 of the Ricky Gervais podcast in March 2006

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  • 9. 

    You can't describe it as being a nice feeling. It's like an out of body experience.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary describes what the atmosphere is like in the tunnel on derby day

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  • 10. 

    It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl discusses medicine in series 2 of the podcast

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  • 11. 

    If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl made this comment on Xfm on July 26, 2003 in a chat about nature

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  • 12. 

    You build up to it, don't you? You have that bit of a chat, and you go "alright? Hows it going?" You get on and that and then a little baby pops out.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl talks about sex in the series 3 podcast (episode 3)

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  • 13. 

    One thing you're guaranteed to hear when you come to Italy: 'Awww, this pasta is fantastic.' Really? No different than spaghetti hoops in a tin for me.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary tweets his thoughts on holidaying in Italy back in March 2013

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  • 14. 

    You can't go out in London and buy a steak and it's the same as a deposit on a small house in Bury!

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary talks about the cost of buying a ticket to watch Arsenal at the Emirates

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  • 15. 

    We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl vents his frustration about the need of pointless new technology inventions in series 1, episode 1 of the podcast

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  • 16. 

    It's a circus, and every time I've been to a circus, I always see some clowns, and he is one.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary talks about the controversy surrounding Mario Balotelli and Manchester City in April 2012.

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  • 17. 

    You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl comes up with his own saying on the podcast (series 2, episode 6)

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  • 18. 

    You can eat three sausage butties, but the third one won't taste as good as the first.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary on Chelsea and the pressure of playing three games in a week

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  • 19. 

    It's like a sausage machine that just churns out more mincemeat rather than sausages.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary and another sausage analogy gives his view of the British media

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  • 20. 

    The best way to catch a tiger is not always to shout at it.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary talks about players always complaining to referees

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  • 21. 

    If your brain was in your foot it would take you ages to say anything.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Another pearl of wisdom from the round-headed one!

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  • 22. 

    The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.'

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl discusses The Elephant Man on Xfm back in December 2002

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  • 23. 

    Two wrongs don't make a right. He got the first one wrong... And he got the second one wrong... He got them both wrong.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary criticises the officials after Manchester United beat Chelsea in October 2012

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  • 24. 

    He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl on biology again in series 3, episode 3 of the podcast

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  • 25. 

    We've gone too far. Twenty years ago you put milk into your coffee and it was a milky coffee. It wasn't a latte or a frappuccino.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary in April 2012 talking about football and life

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  • 26. 

    They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl discusses life in episode 2 of the Three Minute Wonder podcast

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  • 27. 

    You won't get anything done by planning.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl discusses Christmas on the Podfather Trilogy

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  • 28. 

    Look at his eyes. He stares at him for 5-6 seconds. It's not because he fancies him, believe me.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Gary on Nemanja Vidic and David de Gea after Manchester United draw with Spurs in January 2013

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  • 29. 

    Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    B. Karl Pilkington
    Explanation
    Karl talks about art in series 2, episode 1 of the podcast

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  • 30. 

    The country is changing. Twenty years ago bread got brought into a restaurant with a lump of butter. Now you get olives, oil, and vinegar. 

    • A.

      Gary Neville

    • B.

      Karl Pilkington

    Correct Answer
    A. Gary Neville
    Explanation
    Another Gary analogy as he talks about the issue of diving in April 2012

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