Gary Neville Or Karl Pilkington Quotes?

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Which Mancunian do these quotes belong to? Gary Neville (the former Manchester United and England player now plying his trade as a Sky Sports pundit) or Karl Pilkington (Ricky Gervais' favourite target and star of hot Sky 1 show An Idiot Abroad)?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    "It's more a pint of bitter than a Peach Bellini"
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 2. 
    "It's just easier to put stuff off once we've got this calendar, whereas if we didn't have a date you'd have to do everything straight away."
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 3. 
    By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 4. 
    I walk into a supermarket and see a 3 for 1. First off, I wonder what's wrong with it? Then I check the sell by date.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 5. 
    I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 6. 
    It was like me having to clap burglars into my own home.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 7. 
    I still can't work out what happened. It's either an accident, a big accident, or a jail sentence.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 8. 
    I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book'.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 9. 
    You can't describe it as being a nice feeling. It's like an out of body experience.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 10. 
    It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 11. 
    If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 12. 
    You build up to it, don't you? You have that bit of a chat, and you go "alright? Hows it going?" You get on and that and then a little baby pops out.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 13. 
    One thing you're guaranteed to hear when you come to Italy: 'Awww, this pasta is fantastic.' Really? No different than spaghetti hoops in a tin for me.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 14. 
    You can't go out in London and buy a steak and it's the same as a deposit on a small house in Bury!
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 15. 
    We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 16. 
    It's a circus, and every time I've been to a circus, I always see some clowns, and he is one.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 17. 
    You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 18. 
    You can eat three sausage butties, but the third one won't taste as good as the first.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 19. 
    It's like a sausage machine that just churns out more mincemeat rather than sausages.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 20. 
    The best way to catch a tiger is not always to shout at it.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 21. 
    If your brain was in your foot it would take you ages to say anything.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 22. 
    The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.'
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 23. 
    Two wrongs don't make a right. He got the first one wrong... And he got the second one wrong... He got them both wrong.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 24. 
    He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 25. 
    We've gone too far. Twenty years ago you put milk into your coffee and it was a milky coffee. It wasn't a latte or a frappuccino.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 26. 
    They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 27. 
    You won't get anything done by planning.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 28. 
    Look at his eyes. He stares at him for 5-6 seconds. It's not because he fancies him, believe me.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 29. 
    Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington

  • 30. 
    The country is changing. Twenty years ago bread got brought into a restaurant with a lump of butter. Now you get olives, oil, and vinegar. 
    • A. 

      Gary Neville

    • B. 

      Karl Pilkington