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Zombie Survival Quizzes & Trivia

How well would you survive in a zombie invasion


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you a boy or girl
    • A. 

      Boy

    • B. 

      Girl

  • 2. 
    How tall are you (choose the closest to your height)
    • A. 

      4ft6 or less

    • B. 

      5ft

    • C. 

      5ft6

    • D. 

      6ft

    • E. 

      6ft6

    • F. 

      7ft+

  • 3. 
    Your in your kitchen and 5 zombies come in. what weapon do you use?
    • A. 

      Fists

    • B. 

      Kitchen knife

    • C. 

      Wooden spoon

    • D. 

      A chair

    • E. 

      You boot away from the house as fast as you can for fucks sake

    • F. 

      Saucepan

    • G. 

      You try and throw your fridge at them

    • H. 

      You lock yourself in a cupboard and call for a pizza let the pizza boy deal with it

  • 4. 
    You raid a gun/explosives shop what do you take?
    • A. 

      Shotgun

    • B. 

      Assault rifle

    • C. 

      Grenades

    • D. 

      A massive chaingun

    • E. 

      You have no idea and take as much as you can carry

    • F. 

      A couple handguns

    • G. 

      State of the art sniper rifle

  • 5. 
    Where do you set up base?
    • A. 

      School

    • B. 

      Church

    • C. 

      Your house

    • D. 

      A tree

    • E. 

      Police station

    • F. 

      Hospital

    • G. 

      A pyramid

  • 6. 
    How do you travel places?
    • A. 

      Tank

    • B. 

      Truck

    • C. 

      Bike

    • D. 

      Walk

    • E. 

      SSC Ultimate Aero

  • 7. 
    What melee weapon do you take?
    • A. 

      Knife

    • B. 

      Katana

    • C. 

      Hatchet

    • D. 

      Chainsaw

    • E. 

      Mirror

    • F. 

      Crowbar

  • 8. 
    Who would be most useful to you?
    • A. 

      Your best mate

    • B. 

      Diver

    • C. 

      Police

    • D. 

      Irish leprechaun

    • E. 

      A crazy guy with a chainsaw and rocket launcher

  • 9. 
    What is your body type?
    • A. 

      Chubby

    • B. 

      Slim

    • C. 

      Obese

    • D. 

      Muscular

    • E. 

      Average

    • F. 

      This questions bullshit

  • 10. 
    How much experience do you have with guns?
    • A. 

      I live for guns i kill people

    • B. 

      I play first person shooters a bit

    • C. 

      I play first person shooters 24-7

    • D. 

      Paintballing

    • E. 

      Used a gun

    • F. 

      Wtf is a gun

    • G. 

      Im having a spaz attack thinking about guns

  • 11. 
    How old are you
    • A. 

      0-3

    • B. 

      4-12

    • C. 

      13-19

    • D. 

      20-35

    • E. 

      36-50

    • F. 

      51+

  • 12. 
    Do you like cheese?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 13. 
    Can you kill a zombie?
    • A. 

      Im doing this quiz to find out you retard

    • B. 

      Dunno

    • C. 

      Hell yeah

    • D. 

      Fuck no

  • 14. 
    Someone goes zombie who you love. what do you do?
    • A. 

      Shoot them then take all there money and stuff

    • B. 

      I have to kill them there a zombie

    • C. 

      Finally, an excuse to blow there brains out

    • D. 

      Run away and leave em

    • E. 

      Chain them up and look for a cure

    • F. 

      Give em a hug say i love you. Then chop there dick off.

    • G. 

      Cry

  • 15. 
    Whats better?
    • A. 

      Traveling in a large group, strength in numbers

    • B. 

      Travel in a small group, you like companions but your worried that a big group will attract too much attention

    • C. 

      Travel by yourself, you don't give a fuck about others you wanna kill all the zombies yourself

  • 16. 
    Whats better?
    • A. 

      Pie

    • B. 

      Lasagne

    • C. 

      Fruit and veg

    • D. 

      Cakes and shit like that

  • 17. 
    You find an rpg on the ground what do you do?
    • A. 

      Shoot a helicopter

    • B. 

      Blow up some house

    • C. 

      Shoot the ground by you feet

    • D. 

      Eat a chocolate bar

    • E. 

      Shoot a bunch of zombies

    • F. 

      Call bin laden

  • 18. 
    You saw a dog so you
    • A. 

      Look over there

    • B. 

      Have a bash

    • C. 

      Kick it

    • D. 

      Give it anal

    • E. 

      Shoot you gun up in the air and go 'aaaahhhhh'

  • 19. 
    Have you done a quiz like this before?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Nope

  • 20. 
    If you have done one of these before why did you do this one?
    • A. 

      I haven't

    • B. 

      I'm worried about this actually happening this test could save my life

    • C. 

      Bored

    • D. 

      I didn't