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How well would you survive in a zombie invasion


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    Are you a boy or girl

    • A.

      Boy

    • B.

      Girl

  • 2. 

    How tall are you (choose the closest to your height)

    • A.

      4ft6 or less

    • B.

      5ft

    • C.

      5ft6

    • D.

      6ft

    • E.

      6ft6

    • F.

      7ft+

  • 3. 

    Your in your kitchen and 5 zombies come in. what weapon do you use?

    • A.

      Fists

    • B.

      Kitchen knife

    • C.

      Wooden spoon

    • D.

      A chair

    • E.

      You boot away from the house as fast as you can for fucks sake

    • F.

      Saucepan

    • G.

      You try and throw your fridge at them

    • H.

      You lock yourself in a cupboard and call for a pizza let the pizza boy deal with it

  • 4. 

    You raid a gun/explosives shop what do you take?

    • A.

      Shotgun

    • B.

      Assault rifle

    • C.

      Grenades

    • D.

      A massive chaingun

    • E.

      You have no idea and take as much as you can carry

    • F.

      A couple handguns

    • G.

      State of the art sniper rifle

  • 5. 

    Where do you set up base?

    • A.

      School

    • B.

      Church

    • C.

      Your house

    • D.

      A tree

    • E.

      Police station

    • F.

      Hospital

    • G.

      A pyramid

  • 6. 

    How do you travel places?

    • A.

      Tank

    • B.

      Truck

    • C.

      Bike

    • D.

      Walk

    • E.

      SSC Ultimate Aero

  • 7. 

    What melee weapon do you take?

    • A.

      Knife

    • B.

      Katana

    • C.

      Hatchet

    • D.

      Chainsaw

    • E.

      Mirror

    • F.

      Crowbar

  • 8. 

    Who would be most useful to you?

    • A.

      Your best mate

    • B.

      Diver

    • C.

      Police

    • D.

      Irish leprechaun

    • E.

      A crazy guy with a chainsaw and rocket launcher

  • 9. 

    What is your body type?

    • A.

      Chubby

    • B.

      Slim

    • C.

      Obese

    • D.

      Muscular

    • E.

      Average

    • F.

      This questions bullshit

  • 10. 

    How much experience do you have with guns?

    • A.

      I live for guns i kill people

    • B.

      I play first person shooters a bit

    • C.

      I play first person shooters 24-7

    • D.

      Paintballing

    • E.

      Used a gun

    • F.

      Wtf is a gun

    • G.

      Im having a spaz attack thinking about guns

  • 11. 

    How old are you

    • A.

      0-3

    • B.

      4-12

    • C.

      13-19

    • D.

      20-35

    • E.

      36-50

    • F.

      51+

  • 12. 

    Do you like cheese?

    • A.

      Yes

    • B.

      No

  • 13. 

    Can you kill a zombie?

    • A.

      Im doing this quiz to find out you retard

    • B.

      Dunno

    • C.

      Hell yeah

    • D.

      Fuck no

  • 14. 

    Someone goes zombie who you love. what do you do?

    • A.

      Shoot them then take all there money and stuff

    • B.

      I have to kill them there a zombie

    • C.

      Finally, an excuse to blow there brains out

    • D.

      Run away and leave em

    • E.

      Chain them up and look for a cure

    • F.

      Give em a hug say i love you. Then chop there dick off.

    • G.

      Cry

  • 15. 

    Whats better?

    • A.

      Traveling in a large group, strength in numbers

    • B.

      Travel in a small group, you like companions but your worried that a big group will attract too much attention

    • C.

      Travel by yourself, you don't give a fuck about others you wanna kill all the zombies yourself

  • 16. 

    Whats better?

    • A.

      Pie

    • B.

      Lasagne

    • C.

      Fruit and veg

    • D.

      Cakes and shit like that

  • 17. 

    You find an rpg on the ground what do you do?

    • A.

      Shoot a helicopter

    • B.

      Blow up some house

    • C.

      Shoot the ground by you feet

    • D.

      Eat a chocolate bar

    • E.

      Shoot a bunch of zombies

    • F.

      Call bin laden

  • 18. 

    You saw a dog so you

    • A.

      Look over there

    • B.

      Have a bash

    • C.

      Kick it

    • D.

      Give it anal

    • E.

      Shoot you gun up in the air and go 'aaaahhhhh'

  • 19. 

    Have you done a quiz like this before?

    • A.

      Yes

    • B.

      Nope

  • 20. 

    If you have done one of these before why did you do this one?

    • A.

      I haven't

    • B.

      I'm worried about this actually happening this test could save my life

    • C.

      Bored

    • D.

      I didn't

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