Take This Funny Zombie Survival Quiz
How well would you survive in a zombie invasion
- 1.Are you a boy or girl
- A.
Boy
- B.
Girl
- 2.How tall are you (choose the closest to your height)
- A.
4ft6 or less
- B.
5ft
- C.
5ft6
- D.
6ft
- E.
6ft6
- F.
7ft+
- 3.Your in your kitchen and 5 zombies come in. what weapon do you use?
- A.
Fists
- B.
Kitchen knife
- C.
Wooden spoon
- D.
A chair
- E.
You boot away from the house as fast as you can for fucks sake
- F.
Saucepan
- G.
You try and throw your fridge at them
- H.
You lock yourself in a cupboard and call for a pizza let the pizza boy deal with it
- 4.You raid a gun/explosives shop what do you take?
- A.
Shotgun
- B.
Assault rifle
- C.
Grenades
- D.
A massive chaingun
- E.
You have no idea and take as much as you can carry
- F.
A couple handguns
- G.
State of the art sniper rifle
- 5.Where do you set up base?
- A.
School
- B.
Church
- C.
Your house
- D.
A tree
- E.
Police station
- F.
Hospital
- G.
A pyramid
- 6.How do you travel places?
- A.
Tank
- B.
Truck
- C.
Bike
- D.
Walk
- E.
SSC Ultimate Aero
- 7.What melee weapon do you take?
- A.
Knife
- B.
Katana
- C.
Hatchet
- D.
Chainsaw
- E.
Mirror
- F.
Crowbar
- 8.Who would be most useful to you?
- A.
Your best mate
- B.
Diver
- C.
Police
- D.
Irish leprechaun
- E.
A crazy guy with a chainsaw and rocket launcher
- 9.What is your body type?
- A.
Chubby
- B.
Slim
- C.
Obese
- D.
Muscular
- E.
Average
- F.
This questions bullshit
- 10.How much experience do you have with guns?
- A.
I live for guns i kill people
- B.
I play first person shooters a bit
- C.
I play first person shooters 24-7
- D.
Paintballing
- E.
Used a gun
- F.
Wtf is a gun
- G.
Im having a spaz attack thinking about guns
- 11.How old are you
- A.
0-3
- B.
4-12
- C.
13-19
- D.
20-35
- E.
36-50
- F.
51+
- 12.Do you like cheese?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 13.Can you kill a zombie?
- A.
Im doing this quiz to find out you retard
- B.
Dunno
- C.
Hell yeah
- D.
Fuck no
- 14.Someone goes zombie who you love. what do you do?
- A.
Shoot them then take all there money and stuff
- B.
I have to kill them there a zombie
- C.
Finally, an excuse to blow there brains out
- D.
Run away and leave em
- E.
Chain them up and look for a cure
- F.
Give em a hug say i love you. Then chop there dick off.
- G.
Cry
- 15.Whats better?
- A.
Traveling in a large group, strength in numbers
- B.
Travel in a small group, you like companions but your worried that a big group will attract too much attention
- C.
Travel by yourself, you don't give a fuck about others you wanna kill all the zombies yourself
- 16.Whats better?
- A.
Pie
- B.
Lasagne
- C.
Fruit and veg
- D.
Cakes and shit like that
- 17.You find an rpg on the ground what do you do?
- A.
Shoot a helicopter
- B.
Blow up some house
- C.
Shoot the ground by you feet
- D.
Eat a chocolate bar
- E.
Shoot a bunch of zombies
- F.
Call bin laden
- 18.You saw a dog so you
- A.
Look over there
- B.
Have a bash
- C.
Kick it
- D.
Give it anal
- E.
Shoot you gun up in the air and go 'aaaahhhhh'
- 19.Have you done a quiz like this before?
- A.
Yes
- B.
Nope
- 20.If you have done one of these before why did you do this one?
- A.
I haven't
- B.
I'm worried about this actually happening this test could save my life
- C.
Bored
- D.
I didn't
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