Existential Personality Trivia Quiz: It's Absurd!

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Existential Personality Trivia Quiz: It

Take this quiz to see how you fit into Simone de Beauvoire's categories! Find out whether you are a sub-man, serious man, nihilist, or adventurer!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Your best gal pal tells you she's pregnant. How do you respond?
    • A. 

      I'm really happy for you! (But I really don't care).

    • B. 

      I love children! I will be throw myself into being the best role model for the baby.

    • C. 

      That means nothing to me.

    • D. 

      I have a feeling making the baby is more fun than having the baby.

  • 2. 
    At work you won the title of "Boss For a Day" through a raffle. What's the first thing you do?
    • A. 

      Nothing. I didn't even put my name in the raffle. I'm counting down the seconds until I can leave this miserable place for the next.

    • B. 

      I'll dictate responsibilities that have been building up and increase productivity 10 fold!

    • C. 

      It still doesn't give me a reason to exist. I'm apathetic. Can someone else do it?

    • D. 

      Man... I was really excited at the prospect of winning this... but now that I have, I couldn't care less.

  • 3. 
    What best describes you're favorite activity?
    • A. 

      Roadtripping! Nothing says adventure like the open road in front of you.. the prospect of something great heading your way.

    • B. 

      I have to pick one? I love so many things: democracy, picketing outside of giant corporations, working hard!

    • C. 

      I don't have a favorite activity. I down for whatever, but to pick one would feel forced.

    • D. 

      Haven't you gotten any of my hints?! It's all meaningless!!

  • 4. 
    What word best describes the vast vacuous universe?
    • A. 

      Meaningless.

    • B. 

      Potential.

    • C. 

      Adventure.

    • D. 

      Whatever.

  • 5. 
    As my final question, what drives you?
    • A. 

      Excitement, passion. I'm really into raising alpacas now. Just heard about how soft their fur is. I'm wearing alpaca socks right now.

    • B. 

      Nothing does. I am by the sheer fact that I am. Everything is stupid. Even this quiz.

    • C. 

      I'm usually bored and the future scares me. So... I have no idea.

    • D. 

      The journey baby! I don't care where I end up, as long as I have a good time gettin' there.