I'm really happy for you! (But I really don't care).
I love children! I will be throw myself into being the best role model for the baby.
That means nothing to me.
I have a feeling making the baby is more fun than having the baby.
Nothing. I didn't even put my name in the raffle. I'm counting down the seconds until I can leave this miserable place for the next.
I'll dictate responsibilities that have been building up and increase productivity 10 fold!
It still doesn't give me a reason to exist. I'm apathetic. Can someone else do it?
Man... I was really excited at the prospect of winning this... but now that I have, I couldn't care less.
Roadtripping! Nothing says adventure like the open road in front of you.. the prospect of something great heading your way.
I have to pick one? I love so many things: democracy, picketing outside of giant corporations, working hard!
I don't have a favorite activity. I down for whatever, but to pick one would feel forced.
Haven't you gotten any of my hints?! It's all meaningless!!
Excitement, passion. I'm really into raising alpacas now. Just heard about how soft their fur is. I'm wearing alpaca socks right now.
Nothing does. I am by the sheer fact that I am. Everything is stupid. Even this quiz.
I'm usually bored and the future scares me. So... I have no idea.
The journey baby! I don't care where I end up, as long as I have a good time gettin' there.