Existential PersonalITy Trivia Quiz: IT's Absurd!

5 Questions | By Cnck13 | Last updated: Dec 24, 2020 | Total Attempts: 9749

Take this quiz to see how you fit into Simone de Beauvoire's categories! Find out whether you are a sub-man, serious man, nihilist, or adventurer!

Questions and Answers

1.

Your best gal pal tells you she's pregnant. How do you respond?
- A.
  
  I'm really happy for you! (But I really don't care).
- B.
  
  I love children! I will be throw myself into being the best role model for the baby.
- C.
  
  That means nothing to me.
- D.
  
  I have a feeling making the baby is more fun than having the baby.
2.

At work you won the title of "Boss For a Day" through a raffle. What's the first thing you do?
- A.
  
  Nothing. I didn't even put my name in the raffle. I'm counting down the seconds until I can leave this miserable place for the next.
- B.
  
  I'll dictate responsibilities that have been building up and increase productivity 10 fold!
- C.
  
  It still doesn't give me a reason to exist. I'm apathetic. Can someone else do it?
- D.
  
  Man... I was really excited at the prospect of winning this... but now that I have, I couldn't care less.
3.

What best describes you're favorite activity?
- A.
  
  Roadtripping! Nothing says adventure like the open road in front of you.. the prospect of something great heading your way.
- B.
  
  I have to pick one? I love so many things: democracy, picketing outside of giant corporations, working hard!
- C.
  
  I don't have a favorite activity. I down for whatever, but to pick one would feel forced.
- D.
  
  Haven't you gotten any of my hints?! It's all meaningless!!
4.

What word best describes the vast vacuous universe?
- A.
  
  Meaningless.
- B.
  
  Potential.
- C.
  
  Adventure.
- D.
  
  Whatever.
5.

As my final question, what drives you?
- A.
  
  Excitement, passion. I'm really into raising alpacas now. Just heard about how soft their fur is. I'm wearing alpaca socks right now.
- B.
  
  Nothing does. I am by the sheer fact that I am. Everything is stupid. Even this quiz.
- C.
  
  I'm usually bored and the future scares me. So... I have no idea.
- D.
  
  The journey baby! I don't care where I end up, as long as I have a good time gettin' there.