He put up mediocre numbers in the minors.
He got into a shoving match with Tommy Lasorda.
He wasn't happy with a role in the bullpen.
They didn't think he'd be durable.
Traded for Carlos Perez and signed him to an extension
Traded Paul Konerko and Dennys Reyes for Jeff Shaw
Acquired fat pitcher Brian Bohanon from the Mets
Traded Eric Young for Ismael Valdez
Jose Offerman / Chris Gwynn
Alfredo Griffin / Chris Gywnn
Delino DeShields / Raul Mondesi
Delino DeShields / Henry Rodriguez
Juan Samuel / Raul Mondesi
It's not my fault they signed Perez to that stupid contract.
I'm getting less than Dreifort?
It's not my fault they gave Eric Karros a no-trade clause when he's got no value.
It's not my fault the pitching staff can't hold a [bleeping] six-run lead.
They give out all of these dumb contracts, and when it comes to me--nothing.
Acquiring Jolbert Cabrera
Acquiring Daryle Ward
Inviting Ron Coomer to Spring Training
Wearing a pink shirt
Public address announcer
Hot dog vendor
Frank McCourt's secret plans to build a baseball stadium in Downtown LA and sell the 300 acres of Chavez Ravine
Frank McCourt's secret plans to build a football stadium and entertainment complex in the stadium parking lot
Jim Tracy's plans to relocate Wilson Alvarez to the other side of the dugout
Fox's short-lived plans to sell naming rights to Dodger Stadium
Peter O' Malley's plans in the late 70's to build a Spring Training Complex for the Dodgers in Palm Springs
All of the above
Bob Welch, Rick Honeycutt, Dave Stewart, Tom Niedenfuer, and Ken Landreaux
Dave Anderson, Todd Maulding, Alejandro Pena, Rick Dempsey, and Mike Davis
Mike Scioscia, Dave Anderson, Ben Hines, Mike Morgan, and Orel Hershiser
John Shelby, Tim Leary, Tim Belcher, Rick Dempsey, and Jim Gott
Brett Butler, Manny Mota, Ramon Martinez, Roger McDowell, and John Candelaria