Do You Need Twilight Rehab?

11 Questions | By Iamahappilycryin | Last updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Total Attempts: 138

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Twilight. A fantastic universe that echoes the desires of every girl on the planet. A brilliant journey that is more than a simple book. But, of course, there will always be somone who takes it too far. Somone who abandons their life in pursuit of a story, however special. These are the people who need help. SEEK help, if you are one of those people!This quiz is here to see if you love it, like it, or are just a moron about it. SO. . . I have nothing more to say. GO TWILIGHT!

Questions and Answers

1.

What thoughts does the word "Twilight" bring?
- A.
  
  Ah, what a pretty time of evening, with the stars...
- B.
  
  I don't CARE if I have to study for my Leaving Cert... I want to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re... *FIVE HOURS LATER* re-re-re-re-RE-read TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- C.
  
  I LOVE that book!!!!!!!! Aaa, to meet a vampire...
2.

What are you most likely to be doing at 3am on a Monday?
- A.
  
  Reasing Twilight with a torch!
- B.
  
  Dreaming about Twilight
- C.
  
  Um... SLEEPING!
3.

Where is your dream destination?
- A.
  
  Ummmmm....... a country that has made this quiz illegal?
- B.
  
  FORKSFORKSFORKSFORKSFORKS!!!
- C.
  
  Well, I hate rain, so maybe Rio de Janeiro? That's mentioned in the books!
4.

OK, would you like to go to Forks?
- A.
  
  Yeah! I'd like to see around it!
- B.
  
  YESSSSSSS! I NEED TO SEE IT AND TRACE EVERY STEP BELLA HAS MADE IN THE STORY! I'M MOVEING IN!
- C.
  
  Ew. RAIN!
5.

Do you read Twilight fanficiton?
- A.
  
  Em, NO!
- B.
  
  I INVENTED IT!
- C.
  
  Yes, I really like it!
6.

Barack Obama is a Twilight fan. What is your reaction to this?
- A.
  
  That is so cool!
- B.
  
  I MUST VOTE FOR HIM! I LOVE TWILIGHT! VOTE OBAMA!
- C.
  
  Em... good for him?!
7.

Apple.
- A.
  
  Eh?
- B.
  
  YUM! Hey, that's on the cover of Twilight!
- C.
  
  TWILIGHT COVER! OH MY EDWARD! IT'S A SIGN FROM EDWARD THAT I AM CHOSEN TO FIND AND JOIN HIM! YAHOO! Me: WHAT THE HELL?
8.

I am Edward Cullen.
- A.
  
  EDWARD! OU HAVE COME FOR ME AT LAST! I LOVE YOU!
- B.
  
  Sigh......... I wish you were............
- C.
  
  No you're not.
9.

I'm really not Edward Cullen.
- A.
  
  Um...DUH!
- B.
  
  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *sobs hysterically* I HAD ALREADY BOUGHT MY WEDDING DRESS!!!!!!
- C.
  
  Of course you aren't! I said IF!
10.

The quiz is over. How do you feel?
- A.
  
  LIKE CRYING! EDWAAARD!!!!!! WAAAAAAA!
- B.
  
  Um..... like making a sandwich?
- C.
  
  RELIEVED!
11.

HA! I LIED!
- A.
  
  EDWAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- B.
  
  So?
- C.
  
  BUT I WANTED TO GO!!!