I don't have friends. I like to be lonely.
I can count them with my fingers.
I need a calculator to count them.
Everybody pays you a drink. You are so famous.
Someone spills his drink on you.
You simply drink with your friends.
Has never talked to you.
Has been in love with you since the first moment he saw you.
Is in a relationship with your dad.
Everybody is looking at you and wants to talk with you.
A seagull (bird) poops on your head.
You are having fun, let's go buy ice cream.
Fabulous, you make them laugh.
Sensitive, and it permits you to listen carefully to their problems.
You are depressed when there is a problem.
Oh god, it's the third time in the week.
I laugh with my friends, how funny!
It's the first time, but I am really ashamed?
You break your shoulder, your leg, and you pierce your eye with the ski baton.
You fall a lot, but you're having a good day.
You do every black pist in the back.
You are white like Michael Jackson.
You have a perfect skin. You are beautiful.
You are red like a tomato.
They are cool. You can often go to parties.
You can go to a party once a month.
Even at school, you can't hang out with people.
Nobody listens to you. They don't even see you.
Everybody keeps looking at you. You are so interesting.
You can say your opinions like everybody.