Do You Hate Me ?

Call the police, I aint getting involved, and if I have to then hopefully I could get my money back at the end of all of this.

Lie and say that the person you are looking for is on vacation or doesn't live there anymore.

Run to the bank and withdraw the money pronto, you couldnt live knowing that you gave up my life for a mere 50 gz

Do all you can to help, call the police, and prepare for the loss.

Erase your cell phone call history, change your number, and pretend you never received the call. Step one in you becoming extinct.

Contact the CIA....Call the National Enquirer and any News Station you can think of....Stock up on weapons, and call everyone you know...it's time for war.

Call the police, and tell me that you'll miss me, but there is no hope in me coming home, start to say your goodbyes.

You feel bad, but realistically there is nothing you can do, you start to worry about your own safety, what if the person is captured and the terrorists trace the call back to you and order their troops after you. Quick,,,get rid of any and all ties to this person, and get rid of the phone.

Check the caller I.D. and bribe my little brother with money to lie and say i'm not home.

This is the last straw, i've never really liked you, there was always a dislike for you deep down inside, and you'r going to know just how much I hate you

You're my road dog, my hommie, my bff, there is no way I would leave you hanging. In fact, why are we even fighting again???

Ok, i'll help you out, but don't you think we're cool just yet...there is nooo way we're making up so easily.

Uhm. well i'll think about it

Helllzzz yea I'm going with my hommie.

Decline, you have some studying you'd rather do, and a nice puzzle that needs to be completed.

Are you kidding me, I had no idea you were friends with her(him). End all friendships with anyone who is friends with him or her, and create a facebook group for people who hate them.

What do you mean what do I do, I would never dare to enter a competition against my best friend, we're together in this, we are the popular crowd. lol.

We're acquaintances, but we're not good friends, we may even be neighbors..I would change my act at the last moment to something that i've been practicing that is sure going to win me the crown

Device a plan to ruin your performance and recruit fellow haters to help you pull it off.

Wait until i'm on the edge of the stage and walk right out and push me off, then pick up the mic and begin your performance as if nothing just occured.

Rush over to see if i'm okay, push me to the ground and shield me with your body.

Hope over the fence and run out the park and down the block, shit I hate you, why would I even think about you? in fact why were you even there?

Yell for you to get away, and run out of the park and hed home, wait until you catch you breath then call my house and see if I made it out okay.

I remember the time you tripped me in the hallway at school, screw you, it's every man for themselves.

You think of me as a best friend, lover, or family

You're my neighbor, acquaintance, or teacher

I'm you'r worst enemy. You hate every breath I take.

I'm your competition, we argue, we fight, we have nothing in common, we're like oil and water, we just dont mix well.

I wouldnt be caught dead doing anything with you, so that is out of the question.

Snitch...Snitch...Snitch,, but of course you wouldnt be considered a snitch unless you took a deal to get yourself less time.

Your my down ass chick or dude, them pigs aint getting nothing out of me. I'd rather go down by myself then rat you out. Just live it up dude, because if I ever do get out you know you ow me. The we can both live it up

Don't give you up, but tell them you collaborated with an unknown person through a criminal organization to pull off this job, pay the organization and flee the country, name were never exchanged for this reason. But I can tell you the name of the person in charge of the organization, and their location.

Take the ticket and go, but when you get there avoid me everyway you possibly can.

Thank and Thank me...besides, were best friends, who else would you take?

Say yes, take the ticket and then rip it up in my face, throw it on the floor and spit on it, then look at me and laugh and say that was an even bigger dream of mine.

Sure, we're cool, this could very well be a fun trip, i'm looking foward to tit.

George Bush...no hesitation, sorry Mr.Bush.

You. I lived for this moment. I planned and dreamed about it. Me and Mr. Bush will plan a vacation after this, maybe go do some coke and celebrate

I hate bush, but I dont like you, and besides he's an ex president, i'd most likely get more time if I kill him, and he'd owe me BIGGGGGG time if I let hime live...Sorry 2 you.

Mr. Bush No doubt you gon have to go, Maybe if you hadnt done sooo much damage to this country I would consider the fact that I may be in prison for the rest of my life, but I think i'm doing the world a favor, it's a sacrafice, you deserve to live more then him, so he's got to go.