Dave's 25th Birthday Quiz MCQ

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    Does Dave still smell of shit to this day of occasionally?

    • Yes
    • No
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About This Quiz

It's the 25th Year of David's birth and to honor the occasion I have devised a quiz to commemorate his life so far. Some questions have been cleared by Dave and the answers deemed correct. Others I have made up for comedy value.

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  • 2. 

    Is Dave going to kill Mike for the final section of this quiz?

    • Yes

    • No

    Correct Answer
    A. Yes
    Explanation
    Based on the given question, it is stated that Dave is going to kill Mike for the final section of the quiz. Therefore, the correct answer is "Yes" as it aligns with the information provided.

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  • 3. 

    How many times has Dave missed directly in front of goal?

    • Never

    • Lots

    Correct Answer
    A. Lots
    Explanation
    The given answer "Lots" suggests that Dave has missed directly in front of the goal multiple times. This implies that Dave has had several opportunities to score a goal but has failed to do so each time.

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  • 4. 

    Which does Dave detest more Dancing or Karaoke?

    • Dancing

    • Kareoke

    Correct Answer
    A. Kareoke
    Explanation
    Dave detests karaoke more than dancing.

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  • 5. 

    Who caught Dave in the act?

    • Smurf

    • Ben Redshaw and Andy Carr

    • Graham Johnson

    • James Butler

    Correct Answer
    A. Ben Redshaw and Andy Carr
    Explanation
    Ben Redshaw and Andy Carr caught Dave in the act.

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  • 6. 

    Where did Dave often go after a rugby match as a youngster?

    • He stayed and had drinks with his team mates

    • Home for a well earned nap

    • Pub Lunch

    Correct Answer
    A. Pub Lunch
    Explanation
    Dave often went for a pub lunch after a rugby match as a youngster. This suggests that he enjoyed socializing with his teammates and possibly celebrating their victory or discussing the game. Going for a pub lunch also implies that Dave enjoyed the relaxed atmosphere and camaraderie of spending time with his teammates outside of the rugby field.

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  • 7. 

    What infamous incident happened to Dave on the Highfields 7's Rugby Tour to Fylde?

    • Dave shit himself

    • Dave cago si mismo

    • Dave hat sic angershessen

    • He broke his leg

    Correct Answer
    A. Dave shit himself
    Explanation
    The correct answer is that Dave shit himself.

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  • 8. 

    What usually happens when Dave gets drunk?

    • Leaves early

    • Gets naked

    • Tries to French kiss one of his friends

    • All of the above

    Correct Answer
    A. All of the above
    Explanation
    When Dave gets drunk, he tends to exhibit multiple behaviors. He leaves early, indicating that he cannot handle his alcohol well and prefers to remove himself from the situation. Additionally, he gets naked, which suggests that alcohol impairs his judgment and inhibitions. Lastly, he tries to French kiss one of his friends, indicating that he becomes overly affectionate and may engage in inappropriate behavior while under the influence. Therefore, the correct answer is "All of the above" as all three behaviors are mentioned.

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  • 9. 

    How did this incident occur?

    • He fell over on the curb with his hands in his pockets

    • Matt punched him in the face

    • A burley stranger punched him in the face

    Correct Answer
    A. He fell over on the curb with his hands in his pockets
    Explanation
    The correct answer suggests that the incident occurred because the person fell over on the curb with their hands in their pockets. This implies that they lost their balance and fell, possibly due to the restricted movement caused by having their hands in their pockets.

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  • 10. 

    What was Dave’s batting average for the 2009 season?

    • 45

    • 20

    • 14

    • 35

    Correct Answer
    A. 20
  • 11. 

    What is Dave’s favourite drink of choice?

    • Lager

    • Lager Top

    • Guiness

    • Black Sheep

    • Lager, sometimes Cider

    Correct Answer
    A. Guiness
    Explanation
    Dave's favorite drink of choice is Guiness.

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  • 12. 

    Although they do not own the above item, inexplicably they still own which 80’s kitchen appliance?

    • A Snoopy Electric Can Opener

    • Soda Stream

    • Sporks

    • Turkey Baster

    • Mr Frosty Ice Cruncher

    Correct Answer
    A. Soda Stream
    Explanation
    The question states that the person does not own the mentioned item, but they still own an 80's kitchen appliance. The only option that fits this criteria is "Soda Stream," as it is an 80's kitchen appliance that they inexplicably own, despite not owning the mentioned item.

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  • 13. 

    What excuse did Dave give to his parents for what happened?

    • He got into a fight

    • He did it played street rugby

    • He tripped up on the way into the Mindoa bed and breakfast

    Correct Answer
    A. He tripped up on the way into the Mindoa bed and breakfast
    Explanation
    Dave gave the excuse that he tripped up on the way into the Mindoa bed and breakfast.

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  • 14. 

    What is Dave’s favourite pub snack?

    • Pork Scratchings

    • Any flavour of McCoys

    • Dry Roasted Peanuts

    • Ham and Mustard Brannigans

    Correct Answer
    A. Dry Roasted Peanuts
    Explanation
    Dave's favorite pub snack is dry roasted peanuts.

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  • 15. 

    What common kitchen item is absent from the Hartley family house?

    • Microwave

    • Toaster

    • Kettle

    Correct Answer
    A. Microwave
    Explanation
    The Hartley family house does not have a microwave.

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  • 16. 

    What is Dave’s favourite meal out?

    • Chinese

    • Pub Lunch

    • Korean

    • Indian

    • Italian

    Correct Answer
    A. Pub Lunch
    Explanation
    Dave's favorite meal out is a pub lunch. This implies that he enjoys going to a pub to have lunch. It suggests that he prefers the casual and relaxed atmosphere of a pub while enjoying his meal.

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  • 17. 

    What is Dave’s middle name?

    • Richard

    • Christopher

    • W.C. Grace

    Correct Answer
    A. Richard
  • 18. 

    Which cricketing brand sponsored Dave as a budding wicketkeeper/batsmen?

    • Gunn and Moore

    • Gray Nicholls

    • Hunts County

    • Sobers

    Correct Answer
    A. Hunts County
    Explanation
    Dave, as a budding wicketkeeper/batsman, was sponsored by Hunts County.

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  • 19. 

    What’s Dave’s favourite batting position?

    • Missionary

    • Opening

    • 4

    • 6

    • On the sofa with some happy tissues

    Correct Answer
    A. Opening
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Opening." This is because the question is asking about Dave's favorite batting position, and "Opening" is a common term in cricket to refer to the first two batsmen who start the innings. The other options mentioned are not related to batting positions in cricket.

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  • 20. 

    What did Dave once find in his kitbag after showering following one gruelling match?

    • His kit

    • A condom

    • Nothing. Someone had emptied it

    • A human shit

    Correct Answer
    A. A human shit
    Explanation
    Dave found a human shit in his kitbag after showering following one grueling match. This suggests that someone intentionally placed feces in his bag, possibly as a prank or act of aggression. It is a disgusting and disrespectful act that Dave had to deal with after his exhausting game.

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  • 21. 

    What was Dave’s favourite activity during Story time at All Saints Infants School

    • Fighting with Matt Briddon

    • Falling asleep on a bean bag

    • Listening atentively

    • Eating Paul Mellors food

    • Removing his trousers

    Correct Answer
    A. Falling asleep on a bean bag
    Explanation
    Dave's favorite activity during Story time at All Saints Infants School was falling asleep on a bean bag.

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  • 22. 

    What was the title of Dave’s first form at school (hint it starts with a 7)

    • SJ

    • JS

    • NT

    • ML

    Correct Answer
    A. NT
  • 23. 

    What was Dave’s favourite back line move growing up?

    • Big Ben

    • LB

    • Loughborough

    • Double D

    Correct Answer
    A. Double D
  • 24. 

    In a club where are you most likely to find Dave?

    • Dancing

    • Propping up the bar

    • In the corner alone

    • All 3

    • B and/or C

    Correct Answer
    A. B and/or C
    Explanation
    Dave is most likely to be found propping up the bar or in the corner alone in a club. The answer "B and/or C" suggests that Dave could be found in either of these two locations, or possibly even in both at different times. This answer implies that Dave is not likely to be found dancing, as that option is not included in the answer.

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  • 25. 

    Which individual (who had to fetch Dave’s soiled, discarded trousers from the roof of the balcony) did Dave room with that night?

    • Richard Carnell

    • Mike Williamson

    • Matt Briddon

    Correct Answer
    A. Matt Briddon
    Explanation
    Dave roomed with Matt Briddon that night because Matt was the individual who had to fetch Dave's soiled, discarded trousers from the roof of the balcony.

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  • 26. 

    Which one of the following Carney pep talks is Dave’s favourite?

    • Let's knock them for 7

    • If we beat these guys it'll feel golden and I want to feel gold

    • Both of them equally

    • Dave does not enjoy any of carney's pep talks

    Correct Answer
    A. Both of them equally
  • 27. 

    Aside from shitting himself what also happened to Dave?

    • He broke his leg

    • He smashed his teeth

    • He was hit by a car

    • He woke up in a hookers bed

    Correct Answer
    A. He smashed his teeth
    Explanation
    Dave smashed his teeth.

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  • 28. 

    Which one of our current friends was Dave’s first Primary school girlfriend?

    • Nicky Bowler

    • Kyla Furness

    • Zoe Lingard

    • Emma Jowsey

    Correct Answer
    A. Kyla Furness
    Explanation
    Based on the information given, Kyla Furness is Dave's first Primary school girlfriend.

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  • 29. 

    What did these letters stand for?

    • No Teacher

    • New Teacher

    • Nicola Turnbull

    Correct Answer
    A. No Teacher
    Explanation
    The letters "No Teacher" stand for the absence of a teacher. This could imply that there was no teacher present at a certain time or that there was a lack of a teacher altogether.

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  • 30. 

    What was Dave’s least favourite nickname at lower school?

    • Head

    • Fat Fingers

    • David Fartley

    • The Turtle Blimp

    Correct Answer
    A. The Turtle Blimp
    Explanation
    Dave's least favorite nickname at lower school was "The Turtle Blimp" because it likely made him feel self-conscious or embarrassed. The nickname suggests that Dave was slow or overweight, which could have been hurtful and demeaning. It is understandable why this would be his least favorite nickname compared to the other options provided.

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  • 31. 

    What nickname did Dave have for several months afterwards?

    • Sir Shitsalot

    • Winnie the Pooh

    • Count Turdula

    • Brown Nose

    Correct Answer
    A. Winnie the Pooh
    Explanation
    Dave had the nickname "Winnie the Pooh" for several months afterwards.

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  • 32. 

    Which football team did Dave decided to follow after a pact with Matt Briddon to not support a successful premiership team?

    • Norwich

    • Bolton

    • Nottingham Forest

    • Swindon Town

    Correct Answer
    A. Norwich
    Explanation
    Dave decided to follow Norwich as his football team after making a pact with Matt Briddon to not support a successful premiership team.

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  • 33. 

    Who was Dave’s first kiss?

    • Liz Chamerberlain

    • Emma Jowsey

    • Zoe Lingard

    • Brett Morris

    Correct Answer
    A. Zoe Lingard
    Explanation
    The correct answer is Zoe Lingard because the question asks about Dave's first kiss, and out of the four options given, Zoe Lingard is the only name mentioned. Since the question does not provide any additional information, we can assume that Zoe Lingard is the correct answer based on the given options.

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  • 34. 

    What infliction did Dave often suffer at school to much halirity?

    • Crabs

    • Rye Neck

    • Nits

    • Rickets

    • Polio

    Correct Answer
    A. Rye Neck
  • 35. 

    How hard is it to get a pint out of Dave?

    • No he's usually very generous

    • What's the difference between Dave and a coconut? You can get a drink out of coconut.

    • Pretty hard but it occasionally happens

    Correct Answer
    A. Pretty hard but it occasionally happens
    Explanation
    The answer suggests that it is generally difficult to get a pint out of Dave, but there are rare instances where it does happen. This implies that Dave is not very generous with sharing his drinks, but there might be some occasions where he is willing to share a pint.

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  • 36. 

    Who did Dave score a wobbly drop goal (his first) against as a 13 year old?

    • Derby

    • Paviors

    • Newark

    • Nottingham

    • Rotherham

    Correct Answer
    A. Derby
    Explanation
    Dave scored his first wobbly drop goal against Derby when he was 13 years old.

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  • 37. 

    What is Dave’s birthday? (No cheating and looking at facebook)

    • 9th May

    • 10th May

    • 11th May

    • 12th May

    Correct Answer
    A. 9th May
    Explanation
    The answer to the question "What is Dave's birthday?" is 9th May.

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  • 38. 

    What house number on Bentley Close did Dave grow up at?

    • 3

    • 5

    • 7

    • 9

    • 11

    Correct Answer
    A. 5
    Explanation
    Dave grew up at house number 5 on Bentley Close.

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  • 39. 

    Who was Dave’s rugby hero?

    • Mick ' The Munch' Skinner

    • Dewi Morris

    • Rob Andrew

    • Jonathon Webb

    Correct Answer
    A. Dewi Morris
    Explanation
    Dewi Morris was Dave's rugby hero.

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  • 40. 

    Which Matlock tourist spot did Dave get arrested and cautioned for public urination?

    • The Bandstand

    • Crown Square

    • Matlock Bridge

    • Outside Hambridges

    Correct Answer
    A. Crown Square
    Explanation
    Dave got arrested and cautioned for public urination in Crown Square.

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  • 41. 

    Which oddball was Dave’s first best friend?

    • Richard Donaher

    • Nick Keane

    • Tom 'Rhodsey' Rhodes

    • Matt Statham

    Correct Answer
    A. Matt Statham
    Explanation
    Dave's first best friend was Matt Statham.

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  • 42. 

    How many drop goals has Dave scored for Matlock’s senior side?

    • 1

    • 2

    • 3

    • 4

    Correct Answer
    A. 1
    Explanation
    Dave has scored 1 drop goal for Matlock's senior side.

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  • 43. 

    What item owned by Polly Veazy French did Dave place in the cutlery in the cafeteria?

    • Her pencil case

    • Her vibrator

    • Her hamster

    • Her tampons

    Correct Answer
    A. Her vibrator
  • 44. 

    What is Dave’s meal of Julies?

    • Chicken Dinners

    • Toad in the Hole

    • Paella

    • French Toast

    Correct Answer
    A. Paella
    Explanation
    The question is asking about Dave's meal of Julies. Out of the given options, Paella is the only one that could potentially be a meal of Julies. Chicken Dinners, Toad in the Hole, and French Toast do not have any connection to Julies. Therefore, the correct answer is Paella.

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  • 45. 

    What is Dave’s favourite condiment?

    • Salad Cream

    • Tomato Ketchup

    • Mayonnaise

    • English Mustard

    • Reggae Reggae Sauce

    Correct Answer
    A. Salad Cream
    Explanation
    Dave's favorite condiment is Salad Cream because it is the condiment mentioned first in the list of options.

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  • 46. 

    Who was Dave’s cricketing hero?

    • Robin Smith

    • Nick Knight

    • Merv Hughes

    • Phil Defreitas

    • Devon Malcom

    Correct Answer
    A. Robin Smith
    Explanation
    Dave's cricketing hero was Robin Smith because he is the correct answer given. There is no additional information provided to further explain the reason behind this choice.

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  • 47. 

    What excuse did Dave give for his actions?

    • He was drunk

    • He just needed to go

    • He was scared

    • He had seen his reflection and consequently shat himself

    Correct Answer
    A. He had seen his reflection and consequently shat himself
    Explanation
    The correct answer suggests that Dave's excuse for his actions was that he had seen his reflection and consequently defecated due to fear or shock. This implies that Dave was so startled or frightened by his own reflection that he lost control of his bodily functions.

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  • 48. 

    How does Dave describe his bowling action?

    • Military Medium

    • Wobbly Outswing

    • Skiddy

    • Poor

    Correct Answer
    A. Poor
    Explanation
    Dave describes his bowling action as "Poor." This suggests that his technique or performance in bowling is not up to the desired standard. It implies that he is not satisfied with his own bowling skills and considers them to be below average or inadequate.

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