Dave's 25th Birthday Quiz MCQ

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It's the 25th Year of David's birth and to honor the occasion I have devised a quiz to commemorate his life so far. Some questions have been cleared by Dave and the answers deemed correct. Others I have made up for comedy value.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is Dave’s birthday? (No cheating and looking at facebook)
    • A. 

      9th May

    • B. 

      10th May

    • C. 

      11th May

    • D. 

      12th May

  • 2. 
    What house number on Bentley Close did Dave grow up at?
    • A. 

      3

    • B. 

      5

    • C. 

      7

    • D. 

      9

    • E. 

      11

  • 3. 
    What was Dave’s favourite activity during Story time at All Saints Infants School
    • A. 

      Fighting with Matt Briddon

    • B. 

      Falling asleep on a bean bag

    • C. 

      Listening atentively

    • D. 

      Eating Paul Mellors food

    • E. 

      Removing his trousers

  • 4. 
    What is Dave’s middle name?
    • A. 

      Richard

    • B. 

      Christopher

    • C. 

      W.C. Grace

  • 5. 
    Which one of our current friends was Dave’s first Primary school girlfriend?
    • A. 

      Nicky Bowler

    • B. 

      Kyla Furness

    • C. 

      Zoe Lingard

    • D. 

      Emma Jowsey

  • 6. 
    Which oddball was Dave’s first best friend?
    • A. 

      Richard Donaher

    • B. 

      Nick Keane

    • C. 

      Tom 'Rhodsey' Rhodes

    • D. 

      Matt Statham

  • 7. 
    Which football team did Dave decided to follow after a pact with Matt Briddon to not support a successful premiership team?
    • A. 

      Norwich

    • B. 

      Bolton

    • C. 

      Nottingham Forest

    • D. 

      Swindon Town

  • 8. 
    Who was Dave’s first kiss?
    • A. 

      Liz Chamerberlain

    • B. 

      Emma Jowsey

    • C. 

      Zoe Lingard

    • D. 

      Brett Morris

  • 9. 
    What was the title of Dave’s first form at school (hint it starts with a 7)
    • A. 

      SJ

    • B. 

      JS

    • C. 

      NT

    • D. 

      ML

  • 10. 
    What did these letters stand for?
    • A. 

      No Teacher

    • B. 

      New Teacher

    • C. 

      Nicola Turnbull

  • 11. 
    What was Dave’s least favourite nickname at lower school?
    • A. 

      Head

    • B. 

      Fat Fingers

    • C. 

      David Fartley

    • D. 

      The Turtle Blimp

  • 12. 
    What infliction did Dave often suffer at school to much halirity?
    • A. 

      Crabs

    • B. 

      Rye Neck

    • C. 

      Nits

    • D. 

      Rickets

    • E. 

      Polio

  • 13. 
    What item owned by Polly Veazy French did Dave place in the cutlery in the cafeteria?
    • A. 

      Her pencil case

    • B. 

      Her vibrator

    • C. 

      Her hamster

    • D. 

      Her tampons

  • 14. 
    What is Dave’s favourite condiment?
    • A. 

      Salad Cream

    • B. 

      Tomato Ketchup

    • C. 

      Mayonnaise

    • D. 

      English Mustard

    • E. 

      Reggae Reggae Sauce

  • 15. 
    What is Dave’s meal of Julies?
    • A. 

      Chicken Dinners

    • B. 

      Toad in the Hole

    • C. 

      Paella

    • D. 

      French Toast

  • 16. 
    What is Dave’s favourite pub snack?
    • A. 

      Pork Scratchings

    • B. 

      Any flavour of McCoys

    • C. 

      Dry Roasted Peanuts

    • D. 

      Ham and Mustard Brannigans

  • 17. 
    What is Dave’s favourite drink of choice?
    • A. 

      Lager

    • B. 

      Lager Top

    • C. 

      Guiness

    • D. 

      Black Sheep

    • E. 

      Lager, sometimes Cider

  • 18. 
    What common kitchen item is absent from the Hartley family house?
    • A. 

      Microwave

    • B. 

      Toaster

    • C. 

      Kettle

  • 19. 
    Although they do not own the above item, inexplicably they still own which 80’s kitchen appliance?
    • A. 

      A Snoopy Electric Can Opener

    • B. 

      Soda Stream

    • C. 

      Sporks

    • D. 

      Turkey Baster

    • E. 

      Mr Frosty Ice Cruncher

  • 20. 
    What is Dave’s favourite meal out?
    • A. 

      Chinese

    • B. 

      Pub Lunch

    • C. 

      Korean

    • D. 

      Indian

    • E. 

      Italian

  • 21. 
    How hard is it to get a pint out of Dave?
    • A. 

      No he's usually very generous

    • B. 

      What's the difference between Dave and a coconut? You can get a drink out of coconut.

    • C. 

      Pretty hard but it occasionally happens

  • 22. 
    Who was Dave’s cricketing hero?
    • A. 

      Robin Smith

    • B. 

      Nick Knight

    • C. 

      Merv Hughes

    • D. 

      Phil Defreitas

    • E. 

      Devon Malcom

  • 23. 
    Which cricketing brand sponsored Dave as a budding wicketkeeper/batsmen?
    • A. 

      Gunn and Moore

    • B. 

      Gray Nicholls

    • C. 

      Hunts County

    • D. 

      Sobers

  • 24. 
    How does Dave describe his bowling action?
    • A. 

      Military Medium

    • B. 

      Wobbly Outswing

    • C. 

      Skiddy

    • D. 

      Poor

  • 25. 
    What was Dave’s batting average for the 2009 season?
    • A. 

      45

    • B. 

      20

    • C. 

      14

    • D. 

      35

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