Dave's 25th Birthday Quiz MCQ

48 Questions | By Mikejwilliamson | Last updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Total Attempts: 724

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It's the 25th Year of David's birth and to honor the occasion I have devised a quiz to commemorate his life so far. Some questions have been cleared by Dave and the answers deemed correct. Others I have made up for comedy value.

Questions and Answers

1.

What is Dave’s birthday? (No cheating and looking at facebook)
- A.
  
  9th May
- B.
  
  10th May
- C.
  
  11th May
- D.
  
  12th May
2.

What house number on Bentley Close did Dave grow up at?
- A.
  
  3
- B.
  
  5
- C.
  
  7
- D.
  
  9
- E.
  
  11
3.

What was Dave’s favourite activity during Story time at All Saints Infants School
- A.
  
  Fighting with Matt Briddon
- B.
  
  Falling asleep on a bean bag
- C.
  
  Listening atentively
- D.
  
  Eating Paul Mellors food
- E.
  
  Removing his trousers
4.

What is Dave’s middle name?
- A.
  
  Richard
- B.
  
  Christopher
- C.
  
  W.C. Grace
5.

Which one of our current friends was Dave’s first Primary school girlfriend?
- A.
  
  Nicky Bowler
- B.
  
  Kyla Furness
- C.
  
  Zoe Lingard
- D.
  
  Emma Jowsey
6.

Which oddball was Dave’s first best friend?
- A.
  
  Richard Donaher
- B.
  
  Nick Keane
- C.
  
  Tom 'Rhodsey' Rhodes
- D.
  
  Matt Statham
7.

Which football team did Dave decided to follow after a pact with Matt Briddon to not support a successful premiership team?
- A.
  
  Norwich
- B.
  
  Bolton
- C.
  
  Nottingham Forest
- D.
  
  Swindon Town
8.

Who was Dave’s first kiss?
- A.
  
  Liz Chamerberlain
- B.
  
  Emma Jowsey
- C.
  
  Zoe Lingard
- D.
  
  Brett Morris
9.

What was the title of Dave’s first form at school (hint it starts with a 7)
- A.
  
  SJ
- B.
  
  JS
- C.
  
  NT
- D.
  
  ML
10.

What did these letters stand for?
- A.
  
  No Teacher
- B.
  
  New Teacher
- C.
  
  Nicola Turnbull
11.

What was Dave’s least favourite nickname at lower school?
- A.
  
  Head
- B.
  
  Fat Fingers
- C.
  
  David Fartley
- D.
  
  The Turtle Blimp
12.

What infliction did Dave often suffer at school to much halirity?
- A.
  
  Crabs
- B.
  
  Rye Neck
- C.
  
  Nits
- D.
  
  Rickets
- E.
  
  Polio
13.

What item owned by Polly Veazy French did Dave place in the cutlery in the cafeteria?
- A.
  
  Her pencil case
- B.
  
  Her vibrator
- C.
  
  Her hamster
- D.
  
  Her tampons
14.

What is Dave’s favourite condiment?
- A.
  
  Salad Cream
- B.
  
  Tomato Ketchup
- C.
  
  Mayonnaise
- D.
  
  English Mustard
- E.
  
  Reggae Reggae Sauce
15.

What is Dave’s meal of Julies?
- A.
  
  Chicken Dinners
- B.
  
  Toad in the Hole
- C.
  
  Paella
- D.
  
  French Toast
16.

What is Dave’s favourite pub snack?
- A.
  
  Pork Scratchings
- B.
  
  Any flavour of McCoys
- C.
  
  Dry Roasted Peanuts
- D.
  
  Ham and Mustard Brannigans
17.

What is Dave’s favourite drink of choice?
- A.
  
  Lager
- B.
  
  Lager Top
- C.
  
  Guiness
- D.
  
  Black Sheep
- E.
  
  Lager, sometimes Cider
18.

What common kitchen item is absent from the Hartley family house?
- A.
  
  Microwave
- B.
  
  Toaster
- C.
  
  Kettle
19.

Although they do not own the above item, inexplicably they still own which 80’s kitchen appliance?
- A.
  
  A Snoopy Electric Can Opener
- B.
  
  Soda Stream
- C.
  
  Sporks
- D.
  
  Turkey Baster
- E.
  
  Mr Frosty Ice Cruncher
20.

What is Dave’s favourite meal out?
- A.
  
  Chinese
- B.
  
  Pub Lunch
- C.
  
  Korean
- D.
  
  Indian
- E.
  
  Italian
21.

How hard is it to get a pint out of Dave?
- A.
  
  No he's usually very generous
- B.
  
  What's the difference between Dave and a coconut? You can get a drink out of coconut.
- C.
  
  Pretty hard but it occasionally happens
22.

Who was Dave’s cricketing hero?
- A.
  
  Robin Smith
- B.
  
  Nick Knight
- C.
  
  Merv Hughes
- D.
  
  Phil Defreitas
- E.
  
  Devon Malcom
23.

Which cricketing brand sponsored Dave as a budding wicketkeeper/batsmen?
- A.
  
  Gunn and Moore
- B.
  
  Gray Nicholls
- C.
  
  Hunts County
- D.
  
  Sobers
24.

How does Dave describe his bowling action?
- A.
  
  Military Medium
- B.
  
  Wobbly Outswing
- C.
  
  Skiddy
- D.
  
  Poor
25.

What was Dave’s batting average for the 2009 season?
- A.
  
  45
- B.
  
  20
- C.
  
  14
- D.
  
  35