Could You Be A Sicilian Housewife?
Would you make the grade as a Sicilian housewife or do you fall short of the requirements, like me? Take the quiz to find out!
Note to any Sicilians reading this: I love your island and have met with nothing but kindness here. So please take the quiz in the manner in which it was created - lightheartedly.
- 1.
What is the first thing you do every morning?
- A.
Clean my entire house with disinfectant.
- B.
Quickly mop the floors.
- C.
Put on my make-up.
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- 2.
How many electrical gadgets do you have in your kitchen?
- A.
10 +
- B.
1 - 2
- C.
3 - 5
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- 3.
Do you have a kettle?
- A.
No, but I'd like one.
- B.
What's a kettle?
- C.
Yes, of course.
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- 4.
Where are your kitchen utensils?
- A.
Neatly stored in cupboards.
- B.
All to hand and can be seen.
- C.
Those I use often are to hand.
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- 5.
What is your attitude to ironing?
- A.
I only iron when necessary.
- B.
I've got better things to do!
- C.
I iron everything, even knickers and teatowels.
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- 6.
How many books do you have in your house?
- A.
None! They attract dust.
- B.
Quite a few.
- C.
Hundreds.
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- 7.
What time do you do your food shopping?
- A.
If and when I can fit it in!
- B.
I've finished it by 9 am.
- C.
In the evening.
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- 8.
I use my oven for:
- A.
Baking and roasting.
- B.
Storage.
- C.
You mean my microwave?
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- 9.
Does your partner help with housework, shopping and cooking?
- A.
Vergogna! Those are MY jobs!
- B.
Yes, he's the perfect "new man".
- C.
Sometimes.
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- 10.
What do you shout to your family when a meal is ready to be served?
- A.
"If you wanna eat, put that stuff in the microwave NOW!"
- B.
"Come on, you lot!"
- C.
"The pasta's draining!"
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- 11.
I serve main courses
- A.
Cold.
- B.
Tepid.
- C.
Piping hot.
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- 12.
When you visit your women friends you:
- A.
Look around for dust so I'll feel good about myself.
- B.
Don't notice the state of the house. I concentrate on my friends.
- C.
Tactfully suggest they get a cleaning lady.
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