Could You Be A Sicilian Housewife?

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Could You Be A Sicilian Housewife?

Would you make the grade as a Sicilian housewife or do you fall short of the requirements, like me? Take the quiz to find out! Note to any Sicilians reading this: I love your island and have met with nothing but kindness here. So please take the quiz in the manner in which it was created - lightheartedly.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is the first thing you do every morning?
    • A. 

      Clean my entire house with disinfectant.

    • B. 

      Quickly mop the floors.

    • C. 

      Put on my make-up.

  • 2. 
    How many electrical gadgets do you have in your kitchen?
    • A. 

      10 +

    • B. 

      1 - 2

    • C. 

      3 - 5

  • 3. 
    Do you have a kettle?
    • A. 

      No, but I'd like one.

    • B. 

      What's a kettle?

    • C. 

      Yes, of course.

  • 4. 
    Where are your kitchen utensils?
    • A. 

      Neatly stored in cupboards.

    • B. 

      All to hand and can be seen.

    • C. 

      Those I use often are to hand.

  • 5. 
    What is your attitude to ironing?
    • A. 

      I only iron when necessary.

    • B. 

      I've got better things to do!

    • C. 

      I iron everything, even knickers and teatowels.

  • 6. 
    How many books do you have in your house?
    • A. 

      None! They attract dust.

    • B. 

      Quite a few.

    • C. 

      Hundreds.

  • 7. 
    What time do you do your food shopping?
    • A. 

      If and when I can fit it in!

    • B. 

      I've finished it by 9 am.

    • C. 

      In the evening.

  • 8. 
    I use my oven for:
    • A. 

      Baking and roasting.

    • B. 

      Storage.

    • C. 

      You mean my microwave?

  • 9. 
    Does your partner help with housework, shopping and cooking?
    • A. 

      Vergogna! Those are MY jobs!

    • B. 

      Yes, he's the perfect "new man".

    • C. 

      Sometimes.

  • 10. 
    What do you shout to your family when a meal is ready to be served?
    • A. 

      "If you wanna eat, put that stuff in the microwave NOW!"

    • B. 

      "Come on, you lot!"

    • C. 

      "The pasta's draining!"

  • 11. 
    I serve main courses
    • A. 

      Cold.

    • B. 

      Tepid.

    • C. 

      Piping hot.

  • 12. 
    When you visit your women friends you:
    • A. 

      Look around for dust so I'll feel good about myself.

    • B. 

      Don't notice the state of the house. I concentrate on my friends.

    • C. 

      Tactfully suggest they get a cleaning lady.