Austin - Texas
Harvard - Boston
Ramapo - New Jersey
Berkeley - California
Harvard, in Boston
Columbia, in New York
Berkeley, in California
Austin, in Texas
It had a keyboard
It had a printer
It had a mouse and a graphical user interface (GUI)
It had no numbers in the name
Steve Jobs walks in and when they explain their predicament, he lends Bill his own tie
Paul yells "Again? You idiot!"
Ballmer leans over a cubicle door and asks the man in there for his tie
Bill mutters "Oh well, maybe they won't notice..."
MS Office (Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc)
He pretended to be ill to get away from the grumpy other Steve
He was having a vasectomy
His private plane had crashed
He was in for drug and alcohol rehabilitation
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