ASSHOLE Quiz

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Your walking down the street and you see a man on the ground and his head is blown off.What would ya do?
- Ask him if he is O.K.
- Fain
- Call the cops

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A quiz for idiots

2.

You quickly realize that the beer you just drank was highly dangerous cleanning chemicals.What do ya do.
- Neel down and pray
- Try to puke it up
- Drink more to make ya froget what you had done
Correct Answer

A. Drink more to make ya froget what you had done
3.

You tale this quiz and you turn out to be an ASSHOLE.What do ya do?
- Cry
- Be happy
- Try again
Correct Answer

A. Cry
4.

You have drank 28 beers, and ya remember your late for your wedding.What do ya do?
- Praise the lord
- Step on the gas
- Drink more
- Call your a taxi
- Hope for luck
Correct Answer(s)

A. Step on the gas
A. Drink more
5.

Your in your final exam, you have a massive fart comming, what do you do?
- Franticly search for a lighter
- Use a cork you prepared before hand
- Hold it in, if posible
- Let it out out, nice and quiet
- Squise it out and be proud!
Correct Answer(s)

A. Franticly search for a lighter
A. Squise it out and be proud!
6.

You take a 3 hour long dump, you flush and the water lever rapidly rises. what do you do?
- Be smart and quickly get your plunger
- Run off screaming
- Whatch it and hope that it will fix its self
- Flush again and again and again
Correct Answer(s)

A. Run off screaming
A. Whatch it and hope that it will fix its self
7.

You parashooting and it wont open.what do ya do?
- Screem for help
- Try to fly
- Injoy your last 3 seconds
- Keep trying to open it
- Shit your self!!!
Correct Answer(s)

A. Screem for help
A. Try to fly
A. Shit your self!!!
8.

You want to buy a pet thats cute and cuddely.Which one do ya buy?
- Kitten
- Cow
- Turtle
- Dog
- Chicken
Correct Answer(s)

A. Cow
A. Chicken
9.

Your an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
- Be happy about it
- Scream and have a tantrom
- Kill your self
- Try to fart
- "what ever"
Correct Answer(s)

A. Scream and have a tantrom
A. Kill your self

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Jul 05, 2009

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Asshole Quiz

Your walking down the street and you see a man on the ground and his head is blown off.What would ya do?

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You quickly realize that the beer you just drank was highly dangerous cleanning chemicals.What do ya do.

You tale this quiz and you turn out to be an ASSHOLE.What do ya do?

You have drank 28 beers, and ya remember your late for your wedding.What do ya do?

Your in your final exam, you have a massive fart comming, what do you do?

You take a 3 hour long dump, you flush and the water lever rapidly rises. what do you do?

You parashooting and it wont open.what do ya do?

You want to buy a pet thats cute and cuddely.Which one do ya buy?

Your an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!