Asshole Quiz
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A quiz for idiots
Questions and Answers
- 1.Your in your final exam, you have a massive fart comming, what do you do?
- A.
Franticly search for a lighter
- B.
Use a cork you prepared before hand
- C.
Hold it in, if posible
- D.
Let it out out, nice and quiet
- E.
Squise it out and be proud!
- 2.You take a 3 hour long dump, you flush and the water lever rapidly rises. what do you do?
- A.
Be smart and quickly get your plunger
- B.
Run off screaming
- C.
Whatch it and hope that it will fix its self
- D.
Flush again and again and again
- 3.Your walking down the street and you see a man on the ground and his head is blown off.What would ya do?
- A.
Ask him if he is O.K.
- B.
Fain
- C.
Call the cops
- 4.You parashooting and it wont open.what do ya do?
- A.
Screem for help
- B.
Try to fly
- C.
Injoy your last 3 seconds
- D.
Keep trying to open it
- E.
Shit your self!!!
- 5.You have drank 28 beers, and ya remember your late for your wedding.What do ya do?
- A.
Praise the lord
- B.
Step on the gas
- C.
Drink more
- D.
Call your a taxi
- E.
Hope for luck
- 6.You tale this quiz and you turn out to be an ASSHOLE.What do ya do?
- A.
Cry
- B.
Be happy
- C.
Try again
- 7.You want to buy a pet thats cute and cuddely.Which one do ya buy?
- A.
Kitten
- B.
Cow
- C.
Turtle
- D.
Dog
- E.
Chicken
- 8.You quickly realize that the beer you just drank was highly dangerous cleanning chemicals.What do ya do.
- A.
Neel down and pray
- B.
Try to puke it up
- C.
Drink more to make ya froget what you had done
- 9.Your an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
- A.
Be happy about it
- B.
Scream and have a tantrom
- C.
Kill your self
- D.
Try to fart
- E.
"what ever"
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