Asshole Quiz

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  • 1. 
    Your in your final exam, you have a massive fart comming, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Franticly search for a lighter

    • B. 

      Use a cork you prepared before hand

    • C. 

      Hold it in, if posible

    • D. 

      Let it out out, nice and quiet

    • E. 

      Squise it out and be proud!

  • 2. 
    You take a 3 hour long dump, you flush and the water lever rapidly rises. what do you do?
    • A. 

      Be smart and quickly get your plunger

    • B. 

      Run off screaming

    • C. 

      Whatch it and hope that it will fix its self

    • D. 

      Flush again and again and again

  • 3. 
    Your walking down the street and you see a man on the ground and his head is blown off.What would ya do?
    • A. 

      Ask him if he is O.K.

    • B. 

      Fain

    • C. 

      Call the cops

  • 4. 
    You parashooting and it wont open.what do ya do?
    • A. 

      Screem for help

    • B. 

      Try to fly

    • C. 

      Injoy your last 3 seconds

    • D. 

      Keep trying to open it

    • E. 

      Shit your self!!!

  • 5. 
    You have drank 28 beers, and ya remember your late for your wedding.What do ya do?
    • A. 

      Praise the lord

    • B. 

      Step on the gas

    • C. 

      Drink more

    • D. 

      Call your a taxi

    • E. 

      Hope for luck

  • 6. 
    You tale this quiz and you turn out to be an ASSHOLE.What do ya do?
    • A. 

      Cry

    • B. 

      Be happy

    • C. 

      Try again

  • 7. 
    You want to buy a pet thats cute and cuddely.Which one do ya buy? 
    • A. 

      Kitten

    • B. 

      Cow

    • C. 

      Turtle

    • D. 

      Dog

    • E. 

      Chicken

  • 8. 
    You quickly realize that the beer you just drank was highly dangerous cleanning chemicals.What do ya do.
    • A. 

      Neel down and pray

    • B. 

      Try to puke it up

    • C. 

      Drink more to make ya froget what you had done

  • 9. 
    Your an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
    • A. 

      Be happy about it

    • B. 

      Scream and have a tantrom

    • C. 

      Kill your self

    • D. 

      Try to fart

    • E. 

      "what ever"