Are You Worth Dating?
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- 1.Where do you live?
- A.
With my mom. She rocks
- B.
In my car. It's a pinto.
- C.
In an apartment.
- D.
I own my own home. Its a real house with walls and everything.
- E.
In a box. But at least its all mine.
- 2.What kind of car do you drive?
- A.
Car? My dates always pick me up. duh
- B.
My home is my car. Remeber the pinto?
- C.
Does my moms mini van count?
- D.
BMW. Cuz thats how I roll
- 3.What is your profession?
- A.
McDonalds. I get all the free cheeseburgers I can handle.
- B.
Job? whats that you say?
- C.
I make enough to keep myself and some lucky person very comfy.
- D.
Sales. nuf said.
- 4.What would your ex say about you?
- A.
She/He would rather shoot herself than discuss me.
- B.
We are good friends
- C.
Best sex ever, but not much in the personality department.
- D.
I was the one that got away.
- 5.How do you feel about kids?
- A.
Love em.
- B.
They're good for something....I'm just not sure what.
- C.
They're ok, as long as they're not mine.
- D.
I have 17. Is that a problem
- 6.How sociable are you?
- A.
I have several close friends.
- B.
My mom wont let me have friends over.
- C.
Hundreds
- D.
A few close friends from school.
- 7.How much money is in your bank account?
- A.
$12.00. But I'm expecting a settlement any day.
- B.
People actually have bank accounts?
- C.
Im comfortable
- D.
Bill Gates is my bitch
- 8.How would you describe your appearance?
- A.
I have to beat them off with a stick
- B.
My mom says Im beautiful, but would be better if I got my hair cut.
- C.
Its whats on the inside that counts
- D.
I'm not George Clooney, but I'm do-able.
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