With my mom. She rocks
In my car. It's a pinto.
In an apartment.
I own my own home. Its a real house with walls and everything.
In a box. But at least its all mine.
Car? My dates always pick me up. duh
My home is my car. Remeber the pinto?
Does my moms mini van count?
BMW. Cuz thats how I roll
McDonalds. I get all the free cheeseburgers I can handle.
Job? whats that you say?
I make enough to keep myself and some lucky person very comfy.
Sales. nuf said.
She/He would rather shoot herself than discuss me.
We are good friends
Best sex ever, but not much in the personality department.
I was the one that got away.
They're good for something....I'm just not sure what.
They're ok, as long as they're not mine.
I have 17. Is that a problem
I have several close friends.
My mom wont let me have friends over.
A few close friends from school.
$12.00. But I'm expecting a settlement any day.
People actually have bank accounts?
Bill Gates is my bitch
I have to beat them off with a stick
My mom says Im beautiful, but would be better if I got my hair cut.
Its whats on the inside that counts
I'm not George Clooney, but I'm do-able.