LEFTOVERS!!!! You dive in, head first, then wipe your face and sit back down, pretending nothing happened.
Go ask the manager if it's okay to eat what they have left behind. I mean, you love exploring. Why not explore in the manager's office?
Go check to see if they left their wallet, too, to check their ID and give it back to the rightful owners.
Grab the last piece, shove it in you mouth, and say, "There. Problem solved." with your mouth full.
Just walk away slowly...
Go over and make sure no one was hurt, split the pizza in two so they can share.
Tell her you can't come, but then, sneak out while she's busy doing something, and steal the tickets. She was stupid anyway.
Get half the cleaning done, then go see the concert, just in time!
Call back, and say you are sorry, but you are busy. A promise is a promise, and you never liked that band anyway.
WHAT A RIP OFF!!!! The teachers must have gotten you mixed up with the boy next door. I swear, he's the dumbest kid on the block.
Whatever. It's no big deal. It's not like you always got F's. This is only the 2nd one this year. I tried, and that's all that matters.
Nothing. I'm thoughtless.
Steal all his stuff and sell it on Ebay. MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ask him to be just friends, but crush from afar.
Buy a gallon of ice cream, and gulp it all down, cuz girl, you just got dumped!