Which Television Mom Are You?

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Which Television Mom Are You?

Take the quiz and discover who your inner domestic diva most resembles. Are you an old-fashioned Joan Cleaver type or do you wear your apron for show only like a Desperate Housewife? You may be surprised with the results. It just might be time to trade your texting plan for a telegram. . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If someone cuts ahead of you in a long line, you...:
    • A. 

      Stay quiet because you don't want to fuss with a stranger and you can wait a little longer.

    • B. 

      Say, "Get to the back of the line Toots, I'm not standing here for my health."

    • C. 

      Bite your tongue, but push ahead of her and keep your rightful place in line.

    • D. 

      Pretend to wave at a friend and then move ahead of the line cheat when all are looking the other way.

  • 2. 
    The school sends home a note requesting baked goods THE VERY NEXT DAY.  You decide to:
    • A. 

      Send the same note back with this message, 'I'll send baked goods when you are polite enough to give me notice.'

    • B. 

      Send a box of Hostess Cupcakes and forget about it.

    • C. 

      Stay up all night baking Banana Split Cookies and packaging them in individual chinese boxes for the kids.

    • D. 

      Compromise by baking the cookie log you have in the frig for just such an emergency and add M&Ms to make them look more homemade.

  • 3. 
    You've just had a fabulous dinner at Fabio's in New York.  The Chef comes out to personally recommend a complimentary dessert, but you are too full for dessert and don't want to insult him so you...:
    • A. 

      Lie and tell the chef that you are due for coffee and dessert across town with your best friend's mother's neighbor.

    • B. 

      Thank him and give the dessert to your husband after the chef has left the table.

    • C. 

      Thank him for the dessert and slip it to the table next to you--all the while insisting they keep it hidden under a napkin until you have left.

    • D. 

      Ask for two desserts so the chef feels extra special.

  • 4. 
    You have a house full of your children's friends. They are on your ever last nerve, but you don't want to be "that" mom. So in order to get them to leave you...:
    • A. 

      Start showing your kid's baby pictures and talking about how great the music from the eighties was compared to today.

    • B. 

      Ask the kids if they want to stay for dinner. You are making liver and onions---otherwise they best be getting home.

    • C. 

      Text your kid. Ask them to politely dismiss their friends so the two of you can eat dinner in front of your favorite television show.

    • D. 

      Dress up as a fireman, climb a ladder to the second story where your kids are playing and tell the kids the place isn't safe and they should go home.

  • 5. 
    Your daughter comes home from a very bad day at school because her best friend let an embarassing secret out of the bag.  In order to cheer her up, you...:
    • A. 

      Facebook her evil best friend's naked baby pictures, talk about how cute she was and let it slip that she wasn't toilet trained until she was seven years old.

    • B. 

      Take your daughter to a chick flick and buy extra candy at the movie theatre even though you NEVER buy food at the theatre, because 'common we aren't the Rockefellers.'

    • C. 

      Bake Grandma's Sugar Cookies for her to take to school the next day and make peace with her friend.

    • D. 

      Call the friend's mother and get to the bottom of the conflict.