Super thin and bony?
Thin with a flat belly?
Prone to little accidents in bed at night, or often one to hear voices?
Hang on- BOYS! I need to re-do my lippy! Oh, they say I'm a sexy bunny
They generally want to hang out with me, they seem to like me
I sort of walk up to them and they ignore me, or laugh. It really makes me sad!
They call me a sad cow.
Say that I am crazy and mad as I burst in to song
A real shame, fat, ugly and spotty. And smelly, and poor and lonely and crazy. I admit it!
Not too bad looking actually, but I must lose a bit of weight, and get a new Tammy dress...
Oh, me? A cute babe with a saucy smile and gorge clothes! I'm rolling in it, hun!
A bit fat, out of date, but perhaps a bit thoughtful looking...?
Yes, it was cool! Then, we went back to my place, had a lie down together and did it again!
No, but I wish I could. A real juicy kiss. Yeah, in my dreams. They all hate me, the males!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO???????????
Yep but I hated it
What does single mean? A pringle?
Well, I have been many times but it was cool, I love it! (In other words, ya babe!)