Are You A Monkey?

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Are You A Monkey?

This test will determine whether or not you are indeed a monkey.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When you walk down the street, how many people will you meet if you haven't taken a shower in 90 days?
    • A. 

      No one

    • B. 

      20 people who have a cold

    • C. 

      5 bums

  • 2. 
    If you go to a store and spend 20 dollars on candy for your friends and none for yourself, what would you call yourself?
    • A. 

      A dumb person

    • B. 

      A good friend

    • C. 

      A rich person who would rather spend their money on their friends and nothing for theirselves

    • D. 

      Selfish

  • 3. 
    How many pickels can you buy if there are only 5 pickels and you have 2 dollars and they are 50 cents a piece?
    • A. 

      All of them

    • B. 

      5

    • C. 

      2

    • D. 

      1 1\2

  • 4. 
    If your parents were taking this test, what would happen to you?
    • A. 

      Nothing. They love me too much

    • B. 

      Grounded. They don't approve of violence

    • C. 

      Abuse. They just don't like me

  • 5. 
    If one of your classmates has 45 dollars and you steal it, would you return it?
    • A. 

      Uh, Yeah! I don't need it

    • B. 

      No. I never liked them anyway

    • C. 

      Why would they bring that much in the first place

  • 6. 
    If you were to have anything in the world, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Nothing. I have a great life

    • B. 

      A mate. No one ever wants to be with me

    • C. 

      Money. I NEVER had it when i was little

    • D. 

      Friends. I want somone to talk to finally

    • E. 

      A phone. How will I talk to my only friend

  • 7. 
    Candy is googd for what one thing?
    • A. 

      Cavities

    • B. 

      Love. They are the only things that would want to be with me

    • C. 

      I hate candy

  • 8. 
    How many friends do you have to have to make you a good friend?
    • A. 

      5. I don't need that many

    • B. 

      20. I rock

    • C. 

      1. My mother said it's okay not to have friends

    • D. 

      I don't need friends. I'm great enough

  • 9. 
    Are you ugly?
    • A. 

      No! I have 17 boyfirends/girlfriends and only 1 STD

    • B. 

      Uhhhhhh......my mom said that i have inner beauty

    • C. 

      No.....maybe.....(sigh) yes.....

  • 10. 
    Why do you think you are a monkey?