Are You Goth Or Poser Quiz

9 Questions | By Lazarusthorson | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 7948

Goth people are fascinating. They have a different point of view that does not match most of what normal people expect. Some people put on some dark makeup and think that they qualify to identify themselves as Goth. Are you really a Goth, or are you just a poser? Take up the test below and get to find out!

You May Get

Real Goth

Congratulations! You're a real goth, and you enjoy the dark side of life without forcing yourself to. You listen to goth music and non-gothic music, and you don't care what other people think. You dress in black, as well as different dark colors, and you hate anything mainstream. A real goth listens to whatever they want, act however they want and dress however they want. They don't care what anyone else thinks; they can smile, they can laugh, they can even listen to Marilyn Manson if they want. Real goths don't ONLY wear black; they aren't permanently gloomy.

Goth Posor

You're a poser. You're not a real goth, and you force yourself to listen to music you think is Goth, you don't like gothic literature, you only dress in black because it looks so cool, you wear way too much makeup, you secretly love the mainstream, and you think Marilyn Manson is a goth. Go find out what Goth really is, then come back in a week and do this quiz again. A real goth listens to whatever they want, act however they want and dress however they want. They don't care what anyone else thinks; they can smile, they can laugh, they can even listen to Marilyn Manson if they want. Real goths don't ONLY wear black; they aren't permanently gloomy.

Questions and Answers

1.

Marilyn Manson is:
- A.
  
  Industrial or somthing...
- B.
  
  Gothic
- C.
  
  I never listened to him
- D.
  
  Goth Posor
2.

What bands do you like?
- A.
  
  Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Peter Murphy etc.
- B.
  
  Paramore, Evanescence, Fall out Boy, Three Days Grace, The Used etc.
- C.
  
  Some from question 1 and 2 aswell as many others.
- D.
  
  None of the above.
3.

What colors do you wear?
- A.
  
  Mostly black, but other colors too. Whatever I feel like wearing.
- B.
  
  Only black.
4.

Real Goths Can Listen To Marilyn Manson.
- A.
  
  Yes, They can listen to whatever they want.
- B.
  
  No, Manson is only for posers.
5.

Being Goth Means...
- A.
  
  Wearing Black.
- B.
  
  Being depressed, wearing makeup and liking dark thing.
- C.
  
  Expressing your depression because of how life sucks. Expressing yourself.
- D.
  
  Enjoying Gothic music and literature.
- E.
  
  All of the above.
- F.
  
  None of the above. This isn't goth!
6.

Goth Slang
- A.
  
  Oh My Goth! Gothsome.
- B.
  
  Baby Bat, Doomcookie
- C.
  
  All of the above
- D.
  
  None of the Above
7.

Hot Topic...
- A.
  
  I shop there once in a while.
- B.
  
  I live their!
- C.
  
  Not a goth store, but it's cool anyway.
- D.
  
  Poser heaven.
- E.
  
  I don't know/care. I never shop there.
8.

Joy Division...
- A.
  
  First Goth Band
- B.
  
  Poser
- C.
  
  I love them...
- D.
  
  Never Heard of Them
9.

Last Question: Whats a poser?
- A.
  
  Someone who listens to Manson, hangs in Graveyards and shops at Hot Topic.
- B.
  
  Someone who forces themselves to act goth, when they really aren't.
- C.
  
  Someone with too much makeup.
- D.
  
  The opposite of a goth who understands that they can listen to whatever they want, act however they want, and do whatever they want regardless of what everyone else thinks.