Less than four.
More than six.
Shrug it off, it's a New Year!
Ask your neighbor to help you or report them to the Neighborhood Watch.
Prank them back--every year.
Ignore him, let him find the right way of doing things.
Throw a large wad of spat-on-paper at him and report him to the teacher.
Help out, of course! Even bulldogs need help sometimes.
Well, you are kind of busy, so help out when you can.
Why does it concern me? I'm busy enough as it is and I don't like pets.
Doesn't matter, you can always ask someone else, maybe that guy/girl already has a date.
Well, you are upset, make them feel guilty, but don't go overboard.
Chuck milk at his/her face and scream "YOU PERVERTED LYING WHORE-FACE!" and bolt out of there.