Tough it out. You ca live. Rain never killed anyone....Please just don't start the thunder and lighting.
GO buy one then spend an hour trying to figure out how to open it. However when you finally get it open it stops raining.
Stare at the girl anyways. Looking can't do any harm....Until she catches you. ;)
Go after her! Don't let her slip through your fingers! A slap from the current girl is worth it.
Call the cops. It's their job. Let them handle it.
Grab your cape. It looks like a job for (cue dramatic hero music) Super me!
Sharp.. No! Stay away!
OOOOOOOH sharp thingy...(walks slowly towards it)