Are You Chuck Norris

1. Where do you sleep at night

On a bed of nails

On a nice coozy bed

On a bunch of rocks

On Concert

2. Waht did you eat for breakfast

Egg Shells

Blended Nails

I ate Rocks

Eggs Benidict

3. what happens when your Pencil Breaks

Get a new one

Look at it till it runs away

Sharpen it

Stare at it till it Shapens it self

4. What do you do when you get trapped in a Lion Exibit at the zoo

Try to Dodge there attack and start to find a way out

Run and call for help

Look at them till they run away

Try to fight back

5. Would Happen if if some one shot you

Put yor hand up and hope he doeset kill you

Hit your chest and Ricochet back and kill him

Take the bullet and try to fight back

Hit your chest and bounce off