Are You A Real Emo Kid?

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Are You A Real Emo Kid?

Have you ever wondered to yourself, "Am I an emo kid? " You think, "Well, I wear eyeliner, I have long black hair, I listen to Pierce The Veil and I cut myself. " However, these things don't make you an emo kid. That's why I created this test. Take it and we'll see if you're a real emo kid or if you're just a poseur. You have only one attempt. Remember to answer honestly and think before you act. And for the love of God, please enter your real name. Good luck.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you wear eyeliner?
    • A. 

      Hell yeah! I wear it all the time.

    • B. 

      On rare occasions.

    • C. 

      Does it even matter?

    • D. 

      No.

  • 2. 
    Name some of the bands you listen to.
    • A. 

      Sunny Day Real Estate

    • B. 

      Fall Out Boy(Early Work)

    • C. 

      Black Veil Brides

    • D. 

      Black Flag

    • E. 

      Knapsack

    • F. 

      Poison Idea

    • G. 

      Paramore

    • H. 

      My Chemical Romance

    • I. 

      Cro-Mags

    • J. 

      Title Fight

    • K. 

      Sleeping With Sirens

    • L. 

      Fall Out Boy(Recent)

    • M. 

      Minor Threat

    • N. 

      Plain White Ts

    • O. 

      The Queers

    • P. 

      Three Days Grace

    • Q. 

      Braid

    • R. 

      Pierce The Veil

    • S. 

      Jawbreaker

    • T. 

      American Football

    • U. 

      The Used

    • V. 

      Bad Brains

    • W. 

      The Promise Ring

    • X. 

      None of the above.

    • Y. 

      Rites of Spring

    • Z. 

      The Get Up Kids

    • Fugazi

    • Panic! At The Disco

  • 3. 
    Are you always depressed?
    • A. 

      Yes! My life is f***ing miserable and I want to die!

    • B. 

      Kinda.

    • C. 

      No. I'm actually quite happy with my life.

    • D. 

      Why should I be?

  • 4. 
    Do you cut yourself?
    • A. 

      Yes! All the time!

    • B. 

      I have a few times. Didn't really stick with it.

    • C. 

      No. There's no reason for me to mutilate myself. Whether I have a good life or a crappy life,I can see the beauty in it.

    • D. 

      Hell no! I wouldn't do that in a million years! I'd rather mosh.

  • 5. 
    Do you hate your life?
    • A. 

      Yes! God,please kill me!

    • B. 

      Somewhat.

    • C. 

      No. I'm happy and very grateful for the life I have.

    • D. 

      Hell no! What's the point?

  • 6. 
    Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
    • A. 

      Yes! I try to kill myself every day!

    • B. 

      I tried once. I'm never going to do it again.

    • C. 

      No. I have a good life and people would miss me.

    • D. 

      Hell no! Why would I do that?

  • 7. 
    Have you ever worn black,thick-framed glasses? Did you like wearing them?
    • A. 

      Hell no! They look stupid!

    • B. 

      I might've tried them on once. I don't know.

    • C. 

      Yes and I liked wearing them.

    • D. 

      Not really.

  • 8. 
    How would you describe yourself?
    • A. 

      Oh,that's easy. I'm definitely emo.

    • B. 

      I don't really know how I would describe myself.

    • C. 

      I am myself and that's all that matters.

    • D. 

      I don't have to. Does it matter at all how I describe myself?

  • 9. 
    Do you like Edgar Allen Poe's stories and poetry?
    • A. 

      Hell no! I think Edgar Allen Poe is gay! His poems suck!

    • B. 

      I'm not sure about that.

    • C. 

      Yes. His poems really touched me and his stories are wonderful.

  • 10. 
    Do you like William Shakespeare's stories and poetry?
    • A. 

      No! To romantic for my taste. I like sadness and misery.

    • B. 

      I'm not sure about his stories either.

    • C. 

      Yes. I especially like Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet. They're both so sad.

  • 11. 
    Have you ever worn a cardigan or skinny jeans before? Did you like them?
    • A. 

      I've tried at least one and I liked them but it doesn't matter what I wear. I'm fine the way I am.

    • B. 

      Skinny jeans are awesome! I don't wear them every day,though. It's not like they're the only kind of jeans in the world.

    • C. 

      Hell yeah! I wear skinny jeans every day!

    • D. 

      I haven't worn either and I don't know what it's like to wear them.

  • 12. 
    How do you style your hair? Do you dye it black?
    • A. 

      Hell yeah! I dye my hair black and sweep my bangs in front of my eye. It's emo as Hell!

    • B. 

      I don't really style my hair.

    • C. 

      It doesn't matter. I could care less. All that matters is that I like it.

    • D. 

      I like my hair short. It saves me the effort.

  • 13. 
    Pierce The Veil is an emo band. True or false?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 14. 
    Do you have any piercings? How many do you have?
    • A. 

      Hell yeah! Piercings are awesome! I have at least 7.

    • B. 

      Only a few.

    • C. 

      No,I don't have any. It doesn't even matter to me.

    • D. 

      Only my ears.

  • 15. 
    Do you have tattoos? If so,how many?
    • A. 

      What the f*** are you talking about? Of course. I have a lot of frickin' tattoos.

    • B. 

      I have some just not that many.

    • C. 

      No,but does it really matter if I have tattoos or not?

    • D. 

      Have you ever tried getting a face tattoo?

  • 16. 
    Is emo mainstream?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 17. 
    What is "radio emo?"
    • A. 

      Popular emo music such as Paramore.

    • B. 

      I actually don't know.

    • C. 

      An emo band who's music isn't that good and they are largely mainstream. They aren't truly emo.

    • D. 

      Same as answer 3. I don't like when kids in high school can't tell the difference.

  • 18. 
    Do emo kids listen to hardcore punk?
    • A. 

      No. It's God awful.

    • B. 

      I don't know.

    • C. 

      Yes. It's where they originate from.

    • D. 

      Definitely. I've seen at least three emo kids at a punk show.

  • 19. 
    Do you hate people? If so,why?
    • A. 

      Yeah,I definitely hate people! They can all suck my d***. 🖕🏻

    • B. 

      Not really.

    • C. 

      No. Even though some act like stuck-up bastards,I actually like being around people.

    • D. 

      Same as answer 3. Especially those rich,little assh*** kids who pretend to be emo.

  • 20. 
    Do emo kids hate all people?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No .

  • 21. 
    Are you attracted to dark corners?
    • A. 

      Yes! I enjoy the darkness. It's like my soul.

    • B. 

      Kinda.

    • C. 

      It doesn't really matter if I am or not.

    • D. 

      No.

  • 22. 
    Name things real emo kids wear.
    • A. 

      Black shirts featuring bands such as as Pierce The Veil,Black Veil Brides and Paramore

    • B. 

      Cardigans

    • C. 

      Black,thick-framed glasses

    • D. 

      Skinny jeans

    • E. 

      Makeup

    • F. 

      Pants of various kinds

    • G. 

      Band pins

    • H. 

      Adidas

    • I. 

      Shirts featuring bands such as The Promise Ring,Jawbreaker and Sunny Day Real Estate

    • J. 

      Converses

    • K. 

      Vans

    • L. 

      Band shirts with the sleeves cut off

    • M. 

      Studded belts and wrist bands

  • 23. 
    Do emo kids listen to The Promise Ring?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No,they listen to Black Veil Brides. I actually don't know who The Promise Ring is but it sounds like they suck.

  • 24. 
    This is a song by The Promise Ring. It's called "My Life Is At Home." Is it an emo song? Link: My Life Is At Home Advice: Listen to it before you answer.
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      Oh,Hell no! This is way too happy. Better Off Dead is an emo song.

  • 25. 
    How would you describe life?
    • A. 

      A black hole. I hate it and everyone in it.

    • B. 

      I'm not sure.

    • C. 

      Even though life isn't fair,it has meaning and beauty.

    • D. 

      Same as answer 3,except for those rich assh****.