Are You A Facebook Arsehat!?!

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Are You A Facebook Arsehat!??!

Discover if you are a facebook arsehat by taking this special personality test! Please enter a amusing false name and answer the following 14 questions.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Have you ever posted a picture of a bloody cat doing something human?
    • A. 

      Yes every day.

    • B. 

      A few times.

    • C. 

      No.

  • 2. 
    Have you ever reposted a picture from a far right group's facebook page? 
    • A. 

      Yes, Hitler had the right idea.

    • B. 

      Yes, by accident.

    • C. 

      No, I am very careful about what I post.

  • 3. 
    How often do you post sentimental drivel dressed up as wisdom,  you know all that crap about "loving yourself first" all with pictures of people holding hands etc?
    • A. 

      All the time, I am positive person.

    • B. 

      Now and again if I like them.

    • C. 

      Never!!

  • 4. 
    Do you check snopes.com before posting a picture of a man giving a dog vodka and calling for his hanging?
    • A. 

      What's snopes?

    • B. 

      Now and again.

    • C. 

      All the time most of these rumours are photoshopped, bollocks or something that happened 10 years ago.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever posted anything about paedos?  
    • A. 

      Yes I am totally obsessed!

    • B. 

      Only when they are in the news.

  • 6. 
    How do you react if a facebook friend posts something depressing?
    • A. 

      Jump all over him like a twat pointing out that the world is one big bowl of lovely.

    • B. 

      Call him an attention whore.

    • C. 

      Support them.

  • 7. 
    Have you ever posted a picture of something you are going to eat?
    • A. 

      All the time, people need to see my breakfast.

    • B. 

      Sometimes if the meal is really nice.

    • C. 

      Never.

  • 8. 
    When using the acronym "PMSL" in a post have you ever actually pissed yourself at the same time?
    • A. 

      No, I use it to express mild amusement.

    • B. 

      No, I use it to express great amusement.

    • C. 

      Yes.

  • 9. 
    How often do you ram your own religious beliefs down peoples throats and claim that other peoples religions are stupid? 
    • A. 

      All the time, my gods would be cross if I didn't.

    • B. 

      Once or twice I like to share my beliefs.

    • C. 

      I am an athiest and ram that belief down peoples throats as often as I can instead.

    • D. 

      Never.

  • 10. 
    How often do you post obviously self contradictory statements? For example saying that you are pacifist and then posting  something about "supporting the troops"?
    • A. 

      I do it all the time, I don't understand logic.

    • B. 

      We are all self contradictory at times.

    • C. 

      I think before I post, so never.

  • 11. 
    Have you ever posted anything which says "leave this as your status for one hour if you agree" or "99% of people won't do this"?
    • A. 

      Of course, facebook is all about chain letters!

    • B. 

      Yes but only because I felt guilty.

    • C. 

      Of course not, do you think I am stupid!

  • 12. 
    Do you ever argue on facebook with complete strangers over fuck all ?
    • A. 

      Yes they need educating, don't let them get away with it!

    • B. 

      Once or twice when I meet a real idiot.

    • C. 

      No it's pointless.

  • 13. 
    Do you subscribe to the those giant spammy groups called things like "we iz funny joke" or whatever which only post total unamusing crap and nob gags? 
    • A. 

      I love them!!

    • B. 

      Yes, but only because I can't work out how to leave.

    • C. 

      No, I take my jokes seriously.

  • 14. 
    And finally, have you ever had a go at someone for forcing you to see one of their status updates not realising you can control what you see, you great big steaming thick git?
    • A. 

      You made me take this quiz and I hate you.

    • B. 

      Of course not I have a fully functioning brain.

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