Are You A Facebook Arsehat!?!

14 Questions | Total Attempts: 318

Are You A Facebook Arsehat!??! - Quiz

Discover if you are a facebook arsehat by taking this special personality test! Please enter a amusing false name and answer the following 14 questions.


You May Get

Facebook arsehat ahoy!

You spend the majority of the time posting banal crap, lynch mob causes and other facebook arsehattery.  You are probably blocked by the majority of your friends because they are sick to death of bloody cat pictures and crappy "share if you agree" posts.  Use Google+ and give us all a break.

Nearly arsey but not quite!

While you commit many social media sins you have not yet attained the height of facebook arse.  Cut down on the cat pictures and read a book occasionally.

On the road to being an arsehat!

Your social media skills prevent you from being considered an arse by many, but your score indicates arsehattery creeping into daily practice. Beware, this may esculate without determination and effort.
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Have you ever posted a picture of a bloody cat doing something human?
    • A. 

      Yes every day.

    • B. 

      A few times.

    • C. 

      No.

  • 2. 
    Have you ever reposted a picture from a far right group's facebook page? 
    • A. 

      Yes, Hitler had the right idea.

    • B. 

      Yes, by accident.

    • C. 

      No, I am very careful about what I post.

  • 3. 
    How often do you post sentimental drivel dressed up as wisdom,  you know all that crap about "loving yourself first" all with pictures of people holding hands etc?
    • A. 

      All the time, I am positive person.

    • B. 

      Now and again if I like them.

    • C. 

      Never!!

  • 4. 
    Do you check snopes.com before posting a picture of a man giving a dog vodka and calling for his hanging?
    • A. 

      What's snopes?

    • B. 

      Now and again.

    • C. 

      All the time most of these rumours are photoshopped, bollocks or something that happened 10 years ago.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever posted anything about paedos?  
    • A. 

      Yes I am totally obsessed!

    • B. 

      Only when they are in the news.

  • 6. 
    How do you react if a facebook friend posts something depressing?
    • A. 

      Jump all over him like a twat pointing out that the world is one big bowl of lovely.

    • B. 

      Call him an attention whore.

    • C. 

      Support them.

  • 7. 
    Have you ever posted a picture of something you are going to eat?
    • A. 

      All the time, people need to see my breakfast.

    • B. 

      Sometimes if the meal is really nice.

    • C. 

      Never.

  • 8. 
    When using the acronym "PMSL" in a post have you ever actually pissed yourself at the same time?
    • A. 

      No, I use it to express mild amusement.

    • B. 

      No, I use it to express great amusement.

    • C. 

      Yes.

  • 9. 
    How often do you ram your own religious beliefs down peoples throats and claim that other peoples religions are stupid? 
    • A. 

      All the time, my gods would be cross if I didn't.

    • B. 

      Once or twice I like to share my beliefs.

    • C. 

      I am an athiest and ram that belief down peoples throats as often as I can instead.

    • D. 

      Never.

  • 10. 
    How often do you post obviously self contradictory statements? For example saying that you are pacifist and then posting  something about "supporting the troops"?
    • A. 

      I do it all the time, I don't understand logic.

    • B. 

      We are all self contradictory at times.

    • C. 

      I think before I post, so never.

  • 11. 
    Have you ever posted anything which says "leave this as your status for one hour if you agree" or "99% of people won't do this"?
    • A. 

      Of course, facebook is all about chain letters!

    • B. 

      Yes but only because I felt guilty.

    • C. 

      Of course not, do you think I am stupid!

  • 12. 
    Do you ever argue on facebook with complete strangers over fuck all ?
    • A. 

      Yes they need educating, don't let them get away with it!

    • B. 

      Once or twice when I meet a real idiot.

    • C. 

      No it's pointless.

  • 13. 
    Do you subscribe to the those giant spammy groups called things like "we iz funny joke" or whatever which only post total unamusing crap and nob gags? 
    • A. 

      I love them!!

    • B. 

      Yes, but only because I can't work out how to leave.

    • C. 

      No, I take my jokes seriously.

  • 14. 
    And finally, have you ever had a go at someone for forcing you to see one of their status updates not realising you can control what you see, you great big steaming thick git?
    • A. 

      You made me take this quiz and I hate you.

    • B. 

      Of course not I have a fully functioning brain.

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