Are You A Facebook Arsehat!?!

1. Have you ever posted a picture of a bloody cat doing something human?

Yes every day.

A few times.

No.

2. Have you ever reposted a picture from a far right group's facebook page?

Yes, Hitler had the right idea.

Yes, by accident.

No, I am very careful about what I post.

3. How often do you post sentimental drivel dressed up as wisdom, you know all that crap about "loving yourself first" all with pictures of people holding hands etc?

All the time, I am positive person.

Now and again if I like them.

Never!!

4. Do you check snopes.com before posting a picture of a man giving a dog vodka and calling for his hanging?

What's snopes?

Now and again.

All the time most of these rumours are photoshopped, bollocks or something that happened 10 years ago.

5. Have you ever posted anything about paedos?

Yes I am totally obsessed!

Only when they are in the news.

6. How do you react if a facebook friend posts something depressing?

Jump all over him like a twat pointing out that the world is one big bowl of lovely.

Call him an attention whore.

Support them.

7. Have you ever posted a picture of something you are going to eat?

All the time, people need to see my breakfast.

Sometimes if the meal is really nice.

Never.

8. When using the acronym "PMSL" in a post have you ever actually pissed yourself at the same time?

No, I use it to express mild amusement.

No, I use it to express great amusement.

Yes.

9. How often do you ram your own religious beliefs down peoples throats and claim that other peoples religions are stupid?

All the time, my gods would be cross if I didn't.

Once or twice I like to share my beliefs.

I am an athiest and ram that belief down peoples throats as often as I can instead.

Never.

10. How often do you post obviously self contradictory statements? For example saying that you are pacifist and then posting something about "supporting the troops"?

I do it all the time, I don't understand logic.

We are all self contradictory at times.

I think before I post, so never.

11. Have you ever posted anything which says "leave this as your status for one hour if you agree" or "99% of people won't do this"?

Of course, facebook is all about chain letters!

Yes but only because I felt guilty.

Of course not, do you think I am stupid!

12. Do you ever argue on facebook with complete strangers over fuck all ?

Yes they need educating, don't let them get away with it!

Once or twice when I meet a real idiot.

No it's pointless.

13. Do you subscribe to the those giant spammy groups called things like "we iz funny joke" or whatever which only post total unamusing crap and nob gags?

I love them!!

Yes, but only because I can't work out how to leave.

No, I take my jokes seriously.

14. And finally, have you ever had a go at someone for forcing you to see one of their status updates not realising you can control what you see, you great big steaming thick git?

You made me take this quiz and I hate you.

Of course not I have a fully functioning brain.