Random audience members
Because he used to smoke doobies a lot
His first name was already taken by another band member
He's half Mexican and J's make "Y" sounds
His military nickname started with a "J"
Dan's inability to make babies
His car that's in a constant state of not running
His failed relationship with his mother, who taught him everything about music
His view of the American government
The blood of small children
We're the American Hitmen, and sometimes we just need to get the poison out!
We're the American Hitmen and you're not!
I am the meanest m*****f***** in the entire valley!
We're the American Hitmen and y'all are about to get pregnant!
Head M*****F***** In Charge
A Sexy Beast
A Hockey Player
A DNA Donor
And Another Thing
Can't Take the Fire Away
Heaven Sent Hell Bent
"Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin
"Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley
"Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
"Creep" by Radiohead
"Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction
"Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam
"Got You Where I Want You" by The Flys
"I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls
His dog tags
His red bandana
His S&W .45 caliber 1911 pistol