Mustachioed and clever
Mustachioed and dense
Gorgeous and clever
Gorgeous and improbably daring
Clean-shaven, short, and sweary
Say you're sorry
Throw a punch
Throw a tantrum
Adjust your deerstalker with aplomb
Wake up your flatmate. Again.
Fill your refrigerator with body parts
Admire your tattoos
Disguise yourself as a chair
Fatally dry wit
A large special effects budget
Distractingly tight shirts
Posh. Don't step on the shoes, you idiot.
Murder, tea, pipe tobacco, and cocaine
Murder, tea, and pipe tobacco. You kicked the cocaine.
Murder, tea, nicotine patches, and a touch of heroin. For a case.
Just murder. You're in recovery.
Whatever's on hand, thanks. Except tea.