$30 or less.
More than $100.
An expensive restaurant.
A button up shirt and a tie.
Shorts and a t-shirt.
No, I know they're not creative.
They're the most creative.
They're kind of creative.
They don't need to be creative, they're impressive anyway.
Yes, they're all identical.
No, each one is totally different.
I try to change them up a bit from date to date.
They're pretty similar, with small differences.
Get to know your date better.
Impress your date with your physical ability.
Impress your date with your wealth.
Get more comfortable with your date.
That was exciting! I'm tired!
I had a good time.
Well that was new!
It was fun.
To show off.
To have fun.
To look for a relationship.
To prove to my friends that I can get a date.
No, we're too busy doing things.
Yes, but I usually talk about myself exclusively.
Yeah, that's the whole point.
I typically just pay attention to my phone and pretend to listen.