Is anyone really too old to go trick-or-treating? Short answer: yes. But if you love it that much, find a kid to chaperone and get some candy along the way.
Yes
No
Define "live"
Not really
No
Yes
Maybe once or twice
All the time
Under twelve
Over twelve
Twelve
Over twenty
No
Yes
Not really
Just about the same height
No
Yes
Do chores count?
I've been working for years
No
Yes
Sort of
Yes, but I never follow it
Candy all the way
I just want the free candy!
What is nefarious?
Nefarious. Totally nefarious.
Yes
No
Some of them are
I haven't had classmates for years
Yes
No
Sort of, when I'm alone
I've never been scared of the dark
Save till Christmas
Eat it all. All of it.
Eat the good stuff, save the bad stuff
Eat all the candy, save all the wrappers, make them look like they haven't been eaten and give them away