You Are Going To Jail Tomorrow Why?

Not too often but I am trying my best.

Yeah but I always forget not to litter my bubble gum's wrapper on the street.

Well I am because it's hard to have an offense in law.

I don't know. I've been to detention for like twice a week.

My laptop so I can still have a life.

I think the police spare key so I can go out anytime I want.

I don't wanna go to jail.

My mom so there's someone to cook my meals.

A gallon of gasoline and a lighter.

Hell no! I'll never ever think about it.

I think 3 grenades will have it down in seconds.

I will never become an arsonist. Oh please.

No way! It would be dishonoring your family's name.

In some ways yes. Best for gang and mafia members.

It's not cool. It's irritating.

Well maybe. For experience to learn.

It's an awesome design really.

Depends on an event's theme.

I don't anything printed.

For my pajamas yes.

I have once and that was a stick of lip balm.

Sometimes in high school for fun. I got a nice undies when I walk out the store.

I think I have accidentally put a jar of gummy bears inside my bag.

When I am hungry and you know what I did.

Bulgy stomach who loves donuts.

Somebody you can lean on with stopping crimes.

My father and two of my uncles.

Annoying people who will tail you anywhere if they suspects you of something offensive.

Childhood plays yes. The policeman game thing.

Yeah like almost all my life. I'm a chased criminal. Joking.

Nope. I am not a criminal and that will never ever happen.

I think once and it's really humiliating just because of a dog.