Why Will You Be Going To Jail Tomorrow? A Fun Quiz!

My laptop so I can still have a life.

I think the police spare key so I can go out anytime I want.

I don't wanna go to jail.

My mom, so there's someone to cook my meals.

A gallon of gasoline and a lighter.

Hell no! I'll never ever think about it.

I think 3 grenades will have it down in seconds.

I will never become an arsonist. Oh please.

No way! It would be dishonoring your family's name.

In some ways, yes. Best for gang and mafia members.

It's not cool. It's irritating.

Well maybe. For experience to learn.

It's an awesome design.

Depends on an event's theme.

I don't have anything printed.

For my pajamas yes.

I have once, and that was a stick of lip balm.

Sometimes in high school, I walk out of the store for fun.

I think I accidentally put a jar of gummy bears inside my bag.

When I am hungry, I usually pick snacks and leave.

Somebody you can lean on to stop crimes.

Somebody you can lean on with stopping crimes.

My father and two of my uncles.

Annoying people who will tail you anywhere if they suspect you of something offensive.

Childhood plays, yes. The policeman game thing.

Yeah, like almost all my life. I'm a chased criminal. Joking.

Nope. I am not a criminal, and that will never ever happen.

I think once, and it's really humiliating just because of a dog.

For winning a pancake-eating contest and causing a pancake shortage in town.

For organizing a flash mob of squirrels to perform synchronized swimming in a public fountain.

For accidentally unleashing a pack of balloons that carry you away like a helium-powered hot air balloon.

For attempting to teach your pet parrot to sing opera and waking up the entire neighborhood.

For accidentally launching yourself to the moon using a homemade rocket.

For being caught in a dance-off with a group of penguins at the zoo.

For mistaking the mayor's wig for a furry caterpillar and trying to pet it.

For inventing a device that turns water into rainbow-colored lemonade.