Yo Daddy Jokes Quiz

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    Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ______ to bed to see how long he slept.

    • Pencil
    • Tape
    • Ruler
    • Stick
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  • 2. 

    Yo daddy so dumb he went to the _____ game and said which one am I riding.

    • Balls

    • Bulls

    • Billiards

    • Cards

    Correct Answer
    A. Bulls
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "bulls" because the sentence is making a joke about someone's father being dumb. The joke relies on the wordplay between "riding" and "bulls," as the father is asking which one he should ride at a bullfighting event, implying that he doesn't understand the concept of bull riding.

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  • 3. 

    Yo daddy so old on his birth certificate it says ________

    • Got to hell

    • Congratulations

    • Expired

    • You are dead

    Correct Answer
    A. Expired
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "expired" because the question is referring to the age of the person's father. The phrase "Yo daddy so old" implies that the father is very old, and on his birth certificate, it would state the date of his birth. If the father is very old, it suggests that his birth certificate would have expired because it is no longer valid or relevant in the present time.

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  • 4. 

    Yo daddy is so ______ even crap ran

    • Cute

    • Ugly

    • Old

    • Creative

    Correct Answer
    A. Ugly
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "ugly" because the sentence suggests that someone's father is so unattractive that even feces would run away from him. This implies that the person being described is extremely unattractive.

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  • 5. 

    Yo daddy like an arcade game give him a quarter and you can play with his ______

    • Stick

    • Hammer

    • Head

    • Joystick

    Correct Answer
    A. Joystick
    Explanation
    This question uses a playful analogy to compare someone's father to an arcade game. The analogy suggests that if you give the father a quarter, you can "play" with his joystick. In this context, "joystick" refers to a control device used in arcade games, typically consisting of a stick that can be moved in different directions. The correct answer is "Joystick" because it fits the analogy and completes the sentence in a humorous way.

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  • 6. 

    Yo daddy is like _______, it takes him 2 days to get hard!

    • Rock

    • Sand

    • Mud

    • Cement

    Correct Answer
    A. Cement
    Explanation
    The correct answer is cement because cement is known for its hard and solid nature. The comparison suggests that the person's father takes a long time to become physically aroused or excited, just like it takes time for cement to harden.

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  • 7. 

    Yo daddy so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - he put ______

    • Saggitarius!

    • Yo Daddy

    • No identity

    • I forgot

    Correct Answer
    A. Saggitarius!
    Explanation
    The answer "Saggitarius!" is the correct choice because it humorously suggests that the person's father misunderstood the instruction to "Sign Here" and instead wrote his zodiac sign, which is Sagittarius. This plays on the stereotype that the father is not very intelligent or lacks common sense.

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  • 8. 

    Yo daddy so fat when he travels he gotta make ______ trips!

    • Two

    • Four

    • Six

    • No

    Correct Answer
    A. Two
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "two" because the phrase "Yo daddy so fat when he travels he gotta make two trips!" suggests that the person's father is so overweight that he cannot fit into a single trip or journey. Therefore, he needs to make two trips in order to accommodate his size.

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