Yo Daddy Jokes Quiz

8 Questions | Total Attempts: 189

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Yo Daddy Jokes Quiz

This is a purely fun based quiz. Take it quickly as you treasure yourself with some more of yo daddy jokes.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Yo daddy like an arcade game give him a quarter and you can play with his ______
    • A. 

      Stick

    • B. 

      Hammer

    • C. 

      Head

    • D. 

      Joystick

  • 2. 
    Yo daddy is so ______ even crap ran
    • A. 

      Cute

    • B. 

      Ugly

    • C. 

      Old

    • D. 

      Creative

  • 3. 
    Yo daddy so old on his birth certificate it says ________
    • A. 

      Got to hell

    • B. 

      Congratulations

    • C. 

      Expired

    • D. 

      You are dead

  • 4. 
    Yo daddy so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - he put ______
    • A. 

      Saggitarius!

    • B. 

      Yo Daddy

    • C. 

      No identity

    • D. 

      I forgot

  • 5. 
    Yo daddy so fat when he travels he gotta make ______ trips!
    • A. 

      Two

    • B. 

      Four

    • C. 

      Six

    • D. 

      No

  • 6. 
    Yo daddy so dumb he went to the _____ game and said which one am I riding.
    • A. 

      Balls

    • B. 

      Bulls

    • C. 

      Billiards

    • D. 

      Cards

  • 7. 
    Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ______ to bed to see how long he slept.
    • A. 

      Pencil

    • B. 

      Tape

    • C. 

      Ruler

    • D. 

      Stick

  • 8. 
    Yo daddy is like _______, it takes him 2 days to get hard!
    • A. 

      Rock

    • B. 

      Sand

    • C. 

      Mud

    • D. 

      Cement