Who Should I Vote For?

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Who Should I Vote For?

​This quiz tests how Republican you really are! The answers vary from extreme liberal, for you are the next Rush Limbaugh!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What are your thoughts on guns?
    • A. 

      Americans need them. Without them we would be stripped of our 2nd amendment rights.

    • B. 

      We must get rid of guns! They are an outrage!

    • C. 

      Guns, who cares! Let's pass another stimulus bill!

  • 2. 
    What should we do about Iraq?
    • A. 

      Let's just nuke them!

    • B. 

      Ummm.....

    • C. 

      Send more troops in!

    • D. 

      Let's tell everyone not to send any more troops in, but then send them in ourselves!

  • 3. 
    Homosexuality...
    • A. 

      It's okay, people deserve a choice...

    • B. 

      Equal rights for everybody!

    • C. 

      God is against homosexuality, but is for the death penalty!

    • D. 

      Gays... Ew

  • 4. 
    Minorities...
    • A. 

      Deserve equal rights!

    • B. 

      Should be taken care of after the majority.

    • C. 

      Tradition dictates that the Majority comes first. If you think otherwise, I'll shoot you with my AK-47!

    • D. 

      Hey, can't we all just get along?

  • 5. 
    What will you name your kids?
    • A. 

      Deduction 1, Deduction 2

    • B. 

      I don't care, as long as they aren't gay! Hey, where did I put my AK-47?

    • C. 

      I don't care, as long as they are gay...

    • D. 

      Joe the Plumber

  • 6. 
    What do you think of religion?
    • A. 

      I think they should teach it in schools, as long as it isn't the Tora or the Qur'an!

    • B. 

      I can prove Jesus was a capitalist opposed to Welfare!

    • C. 

      Seperation of church and state...

    • D. 

      Ummm.. let me get back to you

  • 7. 
    What is one of your favorite hobbies?
    • A. 

      Giving people money!

    • B. 

      Bailing out banks!

    • C. 

      Hunting!

    • D. 

      Hunting with my AK-47!

  • 8. 
    Do you have an AK-47?  If so, where is it?
    • A. 

      No.

    • B. 

      Of course! I always keep my AK-47 on me!

    • C. 

      Yes, it's in my fallout shelter.

    • D. 

      No! Only fools have guns!