Who Are The Four Great Satans?

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Who Are The Four Great Satans?

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  • 1. 
    Your on the way to school/work and time suddenly freezes. A angel suddenly appears and it looks hurt, and your the only person not frozen in time. What do you do?
    • A. 

      The Angel it is okay

    • B. 

      You just run up to it asking it questions about God

    • C. 

      Hurt it even more

    • D. 

      Ignore it by pretending your stuck in time and watch it suffering

  • 2. 
    Your on a midnight stroll. Then on the home your sucked into a vortex and when awake your staring into the face of Satan. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Back away while praying to God that this is a dream

    • B. 

      You get ready to fight, even though you know that you can't win

    • C. 

      Satan, need any favors done

    • D. 

      Kiss/worship or praise Satan in any way

  • 3. 
    Satan tells you that he will give you the power to move things with your mind if you go undercover in the Vactican. What's your response?
    • A. 

      I immediately reject his unholy offer.

    • B. 

      I also ask if he could give me the power of astro-projection. I say that it could be useful.

    • C. 

      Say yes to his delightful offer.

    • D. 

      I'd ask if I could have time to think about it. It's a big decision.

  • 4. 
    Regardless to your response you immediately find yourself in the Vatican, and you test to see if you have the power(or powers if you asked for astral projection) and you find that you do have the power(s). What's your next move?
    • A. 

      To help the priest speard the word of the lord.

    • B. 

      Use my powers to taint the name of te church.

    • C. 

      I wouldn't do a thing. Just play along until I can figure this whole thing out.

    • D. 

      I'd use my powers to take over the Catholic church.

  • 5. 
    One month has passed since Satan gave you your power(s). Your now the Pope! What's your next course of action?
    • A. 

      I slowly and carefully lead the Catholic church into oblivion.

    • B. 

      I continue to lead my Christians into a new age.

    • C. 

      I start to warp the ideas of the Catholic teachings to make me look like even more holy even though I'm the ******* Pope!

    • D. 

      I do all the stuff Pope Benedict use to do, apart from a certain action which involves the choir.

  • 6. 
    You've received word that the star of Bethlehem is beginning to glow again but, on the opposite side of the world! What are you thinking?
    • A. 

      The Antichrist!

    • B. 

      The Antichrist, God hasn't tried to help me yet, I need to contact him somehow

    • C. 

      This could be a blessing or trouble, I should be careful now, Satan's making his move

    • D. 

      I'll just wait and see what happens

  • 7. 
    The Catholic church still has millions of members however and Satan commands you to kill all your preist in front of the public and declare that you worship him. Do you do it?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No. I get away from him as quickly as I can.

    • C. 

      I decide that this wouldn't benefit me so I say no.

    • D. 

      I don't know

  • 8. 
    You either destroyed the Catholic church like Satan said or he morphed into you and done it himself. There are a lot of Christians after you now. You go to live in the mountain for a while. You decide to locate the Antichrist. But you need a plan, so where you decide to go?
    • A. 

      I go to my Brother. He lives in Canada. I need some advice on my next course of action.

    • B. 

      You go to Satan and ask for his help.

    • C. 

      I see if I can find out any information on the whereabouts of the ancients daggars said to be the only things in the world which can kill the Antichrist. I need my protection.

    • D. 

      Go to the Protestant church and prove that Satan used you.