When Am I Going To Die?

I'm not an emo or goth or a freak.

It's a very classy color and adds mystery.

Sometimes but not so. I am more on lighter shade.

I don't know. Maybe.

Maybe. I don't even have a life. Spare me oh great Divine!

I don't think so. All is fair.

I sometimes think about that because why can't I be popular when i'm prettier than them.

I don't care about life.

Haha my favorite is Mojo Jojo but minus the brain because it looks gross being transparent.

Hmm... well Cruella de Vil is such a fan villain with all the furs. Classy.

I don't watch cartoons except that power ranger something.

I've got lots in mind like Ursula, Maleficent, Captain Hook and etc...

No. Why should I? Humans lives there not vampires.

That's crazy but yeah. I'm a little bit afraid.

I really think funeral houses are run by vampire mafias.

I've never been to a funeral parlor.

That's totally creepy. I mean holding dead people? That's freaky.

I have thought of that once but I think squeezing insides of humans is kind of gross.

I'm allergic to chemicals especially formalin.

I never thought about that but I think it's a noble career. Helping the dead is an extra credit being a good human.

A clown. It's super creepy.

I think I am too brave to be afraid of any nightmare.

Hmm... The last time I got nightmare was failing an exam. OMG! Super scary.

It was really freaky having a nightmare with Justin Bieber singing a backstreet boys hits.

No! I can't die. I haven't married Selena Gomez yet.

Spending my time with my family. So lonely.

Nah... That will never happen because according to my horoscope, Grim Reaper dislikes me.

Weird but I want to go to heaven so I need to dance those amazon tribal dance.