What Major Should I Choose In College? Quiz
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- 1.How do you feel about calculus?
- A.
Calclu-who?
- B.
It's 'Aight
- C.
I can do it if I have to...but I don't want to have to..
- D.
I f(n) = love^it
- 2.Your professor assigns you to read a 300 page book and write a 10,000 word essay on it......due in two weeks. Your reaction is...
- A.
It'll be fine....if my other courses aren't too crazy...
- B.
...hello? Are you okay? I think you blacked out for a second there...
- C.
Super easy! You've already read that book and written a postmodern critique of it on your daily blog...
- D.
Um, sure...it'll be fine... ...they have Cliff Notes for that, right?
- 3.How much wood would a woodckuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- A.
Well, if I assume a woodchuck can chuck approximately 25% of its weight daily and the average woodchuck weighs approximately 8 pounds, then if I divide...
- B.
If a woodchuck chucks wood in a forest but no one hears it...is there really such a thing as "wood"?
- C.
It really depends on how the woodchuck's motivations...
- D.
Yes.
- 4.Sitting at a desk reading, writing, or working at a computer all day everyday sound...
- A.
...like exactly what I want...
- B.
... doable...
- C.
...okay, but I'd rather be moving more...
- D.
...soul destroying...
- 5.Which fact about Chuck Norris is MOST true?
- A.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
- B.
Chuck Norris doesn't need the period table - the only element he needs is the element of surprise.
- C.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- D.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- 6.Being able to get a decent-paying job easily when you graduate...
- A.
...is my absolute #1 priority
- B.
...matters, but not as much as my long-term potential
- C.
...distracts people from focusing on true learning
- D.
...job? What job?
- 7.With which sense is the most beauty found?
- A.
Sight
- B.
Sound
- C.
Taste
- 8.People...
- A.
...are fascinating
- B.
...keep me from doing real work
- 9.Be Honest: What Fulfills you the Most?
- A.
Helping People
- B.
Challenging Yourself Intellectually
- C.
Expressing Yourself / Being Creative
- D.
Understanding The World Around You
- E.
Building Something Tangible
- F.
Being Financially Well Off
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