What Major Should I Choose In College? Quiz

9 Questions | Total Attempts: 173

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What Major Should I Choose In College? Quiz

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How do you feel about calculus?
    • A. 

      Calclu-who?

    • B. 

      It's 'Aight

    • C. 

      I can do it if I have to...but I don't want to have to..

    • D. 

      I f(n) = love^it

  • 2. 
    Your professor assigns you to read a 300 page book and write a 10,000 word essay on it......due in two weeks.  Your reaction is...
    • A. 

      It'll be fine....if my other courses aren't too crazy...

    • B. 

      ...hello? Are you okay? I think you blacked out for a second there...

    • C. 

      Super easy! You've already read that book and written a postmodern critique of it on your daily blog...

    • D. 

      Um, sure...it'll be fine... ...they have Cliff Notes for that, right?

  • 3. 
    How much wood would a woodckuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    • A. 

      Well, if I assume a woodchuck can chuck approximately 25% of its weight daily and the average woodchuck weighs approximately 8 pounds, then if I divide...

    • B. 

      If a woodchuck chucks wood in a forest but no one hears it...is there really such a thing as "wood"?

    • C. 

      It really depends on how the woodchuck's motivations...

    • D. 

      Yes.

  • 4. 
    Sitting at a desk reading, writing, or working at a computer all day everyday sound...
    • A. 

      ...like exactly what I want...

    • B. 

      ... doable...

    • C. 

      ...okay, but I'd rather be moving more...

    • D. 

      ...soul destroying...

  • 5. 
    Which fact about Chuck Norris is MOST true?
    • A. 

      When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    • B. 

      Chuck Norris doesn't need the period table - the only element he needs is the element of surprise.

    • C. 

      Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

    • D. 

      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

  • 6. 
    Being able to get a decent-paying job easily when you graduate...
    • A. 

      ...is my absolute #1 priority

    • B. 

      ...matters, but not as much as my long-term potential

    • C. 

      ...distracts people from focusing on true learning

    • D. 

      ...job? What job?

  • 7. 
    With which sense is the most beauty found?
    • A. 

      Sight

    • B. 

      Sound

    • C. 

      Taste

  • 8. 
    People...
    • A. 

      ...are fascinating

    • B. 

      ...keep me from doing real work

  • 9. 
    Be Honest: What Fulfills you the Most?
    • A. 

      Helping People

    • B. 

      Challenging Yourself Intellectually

    • C. 

      Expressing Yourself / Being Creative

    • D. 

      Understanding The World Around You

    • E. 

      Building Something Tangible

    • F. 

      Being Financially Well Off