Should I Let My Dog Eat Me Out?

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Should I Let My Dog Eat Me Out?

I LOVE to let my dog eat me out. It feel so good. You all have NO clue.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It's freezing outside and your owner pats their knee and opens the door, applying they want you to come outside with them. Your mental response is..... (assuming your a dog)
    • A. 

      Outside, okay just as long as you remember my sweater, hair ribbon, shoes,........

    • B. 

      Go outside! In the cold! No way, I'm going to curl up by the fire and chew on my toys.

    • C. 

      Alright let's jump through the snow! Let's go to the moon! Anywhere you go is fine with me.

    • D. 

      Yes of course, we can explore and then go back inside to sleep.

  • 2. 
    It's a hot day out and your owner decides to go the lake, they take you along because duh, your man's best friend. Yet how you react to the lake is.....
    • A. 

      Water? I can't swim! I will however float on a inner tube or raft as long as my owner is there.

    • B. 

      Okay a casual swim sounds great, but don't get peeved if I go off to do my own thing, okay?

    • C. 

      Yeah! Let's go! I will swim from here to Hawaii! I love it all!

    • D. 

      As long as it's not very deep lets go for it! Lakes are to big, I prefer a mini swimming pool with lifeguards.

  • 3. 
    Your owner goes to a park and takes you with them, small children see you and run to pet, your owner's response is;
    • A. 

      "Isn't it cute! It is a spastic little critter, huh?"

    • B. 

      "Of course you can pet my puppy, it doesn't bite, just nervous."

    • C. 

      "Yes you can pet my dog, it loves children."

    • D. 

      "Be gentle, it really doesn't like to be petted."

  • 4. 
    Your owner is a complete fanatic about your breed! She invites over a group of people that all love your breed, and they all have their own dog from your breed to! How do you react to these strange dogs in your house?
    • A. 

      The more the merrier! We can play fight all day long and then curl up on the couch when we get tired.

    • B. 

      As long as they don't touch my things or threaten my master we can all get along peacefully swimming in the pool.

    • C. 

      We will form a tightly fit congregation and romp about in the field while our owners talk.

    • D. 

      We can cuddle and wrestle, then spring after small bouncy balls.

  • 5. 
    Assuming you are a female dog, the first thing you teach your pups is, 
    • A. 

      To romp around and eat steak, also avoid tripping over their big ears.

    • B. 

      To love your master and eat, also house-training is overrated.

    • C. 

      Be hopelessly adorable and somewhat stuck-up, my pups are the best.

    • D. 

      To get behind me when indicated so I can snap at all visitors of the master.

  • 6. 
    You would be most happy, 
    • A. 

      Outdoors, inside is okay, but I prefer the fresh night air and small rabbits to eat.

    • B. 

      A large fancy home, with plenty of cushions, bowls, and grooming supplies with my name on it.

    • C. 

      I will live wherever, just as long as I can exercise freely and my master is around a lot.

    • D. 

      Wherever, a comfortable home and a medium-sized backyard is all that I need.

  • 7. 
    Your owner goes hunting, your reaction is. 
    • A. 

      I go with them of course, how else would they get anything?

    • B. 

      Don't be gone to long! No I wouldn't go, unless it's a small tunneling animal in the front yard.

    • C. 

      Hunting-with my master? Possibly- I really prefer doing it on my own though.

    • D. 

      Hunting? Yay! I love be bragged about my great skills.

  • 8. 
    Your owner purchases a cat without your consent. The nasty thing actually is going to live in the same house as you- your day-to-day reactions to it are:
    • A. 

      Eat it.

    • B. 

      Play with it, any friend of my master is a friend of mine.

    • C. 

      Ruunn awwwwaaaaayyyy!

    • D. 

      Growl at the intruder and as long as it plays invisible we will have very little problems, but if it causes problems........

  • 9. 
    Do you have any idea what your going to be?
    • A. 

      Maybe something a little less fluffy and more tough, but with a good heart.

    • B. 

      Something sweet and good natured, I'm not really sure.

    • C. 

      I want something sweet, good-looking, and with a great heart that's very loyal.

    • D. 

      I answered a lot of questions that are sort of negative...so maybe I'll get something fierce.