How Russian Are You?
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This quiz won't answer any of those eternal questions, but it will tell you how you rank on a scale of Russianness. Do you possess a Russian soul, no matter where you live?
- 1.
How do you feel about vodka?
- A.
Never tried it - I'm not into the hard stuff.
- B.
I've had it once or twice in mixed drinks.
- C.
Tried it, didn't like it.
- D.
I like a cold shot, with a chaser
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- 2.
What do you do when you pass a stranger on the street?
- A.
Smile, and say hello.
- B.
Nod pleasantly but indifferently.
- C.
Look the other way so you don't have to interact.
- D.
Glare menacingly. You can never be too careful with strangers
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- 3.
Gorbachev?
- A.
The greatest man of the 20th century, who single-handedly ended the Cold War.
- B.
The guy with the spot on his head. Did he come do a talk in my town last year?
- C.
He made some mistakes, but the Soviet Collapse was inevitable, and at least he avoided World War III.
- D.
There had to have been a better way - he was a mealy-mouthed nonentity, and made things worse.
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- 4.
What was World War II all about?
- A.
Ridding the world of pinko scum.
- B.
The fight against Naziism. Or was it Communism? Both?
- C.
Putting an end to the Holocaust. The Western world had to compromise by working with Stalin, but the ends justified the means.
- D.
An complex international cataclysm with its origins all the way back in World War I.
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- 5.
When you see an old lady on the subway platform, what goes through your head?
- A.
What is an old lady doing taking public transportation?
- B.
Maybe I should help her get onto the train - it's crowded here.
- C.
I'll stand behind her, because I know she'll clear a path into the train, and I can slip in on her slipstream.
- D.
Back off. Her purse is a weapon and she's just waiting to use it.
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- 6.
How do you feel about gelatin?
- A.
Oh! I haven't thought about jello since I was a kid.
- B.
I prefer it green, with suspended fruit and marshmallows.
- C.
Do you know what that stuff is really made out of???
- D.
It's the essential ingredient in kholodets.
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- 7.
What do you do when you get stopped by the traffic police?
- A.
Argue about whether you did anything wrong.
- B.
Get out your license and registration.
- C.
Do nothing
- D.
Option Fold a 50 ruble note and hold it out the window while you slow down (but don't stop)5
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- 8.
What's the Black Sea Fleet?
- A.
It's ours, give it back.
- B.
It's part of the Ukrainian navy.
- C.
It's part of the Russian navy.
- D.
Is there still such a thing?
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