I would yell their first and middle name
I would yell their full name, first, middle and last!
I would yell their first name.
I would yell their family nickname.
A work from home situation so I can be with my family.
A stable 9-5.
Different every day, I control my hours.
Doing something I love every day.
That my baby's parents put a lot of thought into the name
That my baby is a typical all American kid.
That my baby is special and one of a kind.
That my baby has a strong family bond.
No, I prefer going by my real name.
Yeah, especially if it's an "inside" nickname.
Yeah, I go by the shortened version of my name.
No, I like my name, it's special, why use a nickname?
I am the excited father.
I am the expectant mother.
Yes, I like that my name is special.
No, my name is so weird!
No, my name is so boring!
Yeah, I like that people don't have a hard time with my name.
No, but I might consider a more phonetic spelling if it is an issue.
Yes, I'd like it to be an easy name to spell.
Actually, I'd prefer to use a different spelling.
I hadn't thought about it-- it's spelled how it's spelled.
I like the idea of a unique name, but only if it means something.
It's an annoying trend.
I love it, what a great way to make your child stand out!
I feel bad for the kid, but they'll use a nickname.
Consulting baby name books.
Looking up words in exotic languages.
Consulting the family tree.