Take the You Suck at Cooking Quiz & Expose Your Kitchen Crimes

You thought boiling water was foolproof… until the fire alarm said otherwise. If recipes feel like riddles and your cooking smells like self-sabotage, this You Suck at Cooking quiz might just be your intervention. We get it—life moves fast, and microwave meals are loyal. But if you're ready to know... see moreonce and for all whether you're a misunderstood kitchen genius or a culinary menace, you’re in the right place.

This isn’t just about how well you stir—this quiz dives into techniques, instincts, and those tiny mistakes that make or break a meal. It’ll also help you know if suck at cooking through smart scenario questions, relatable fails, and food logic puzzles. By the end, you’ll know whether to keep cooking or keep Uber Eats on speed dial.
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