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1.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", what kind of shrubbery do the Knights Who Say Ni originally want?

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Answer: A Nice Cheap One
2.

What happens to the Black Beast of Aaaarrgghhh in Monty Python's "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: Animator Suffers A Heart Attack
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In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", what did Herbert's father think his name was?

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Answer: Alice
4.

In Monty Python's "Life of Brian", what was Brian's original occupation?

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Answer: Selling Snacks At The Forum
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What was John Cleese's way to defend against a man and a banana?

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Answer: Shoot Him And Eat The Banana
6.

Which is a fictional ministry made up by the Monty Python team?

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Answer: Ministry Of Silly Walks
7.

In Monty Python's "Life of Brian" why were beards sold?

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Answer: For Women To Go To A Stoning
8.

Who was responsible for the Monty Python's drawings?

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Answer: Terry Gilliam
9.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", what set off the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

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Answer: 01/02/2003
10.

What did the old man in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ask when knights tried to cross a bridge?

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Answer: What Is Your Name?
11.

On which day does the lumberjack have buttered scones in Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song"?

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Answer: Wednesday
12.

What type of bird was involved in the "Dead Parrot" sketch on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Norwegian Blue Parrot
13.

What was the name of the enchanter in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: Tim
14.

What did The Knights Who Say Ni want King Arthur to get in, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: A Nice Shrubbery
15.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", which creature do the Knights of King Arthur find at the Cave of Caerbannog?

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Answer: Rabbit
16.

According to Monty Python, what is the name of the castle filled with women dressed in white robes?

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Answer: Anthrax
17.

What was the word that caused pain for the Knights Who Say Ni in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: It
18.

Complete the Monty Python song title: "Never be rude to an"?

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Answer: Arab
19.

What was the name of Brian's father in Monty Python's "Life of Brian"?

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Answer: Naughtius Maximus
20.

What was Sir Bedevere doing before the witch scene begins in "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"?

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Answer: Letting Go Of A Swallow And Coconut
21.

In which Monty Python sketch is John Cleese "feeling a bit peckish" and finds "fermented curd"?

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Answer: Cheese Shop
22.

Who was the costume designer for "Monty Python's Flying Circus"?

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Answer: Hazel Pethig
23.

At what part of the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" does the Old Man appear?

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Answer: Scene 24
24.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", who was the constitutional peasant?

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Answer: Dennis
25.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", how old were the girls in Castle Anthrax?

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Answer: 16 to 19 And A Half
26.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", how many castles failed before one remained?

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Answer: 3
27.

In Monty Python's "Life of Brian", what was the nickname of gladiator Frank Goliath?

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Answer: The Macedonian Baby Crusher
28.

In Monty Python's "Life of Brian", by what name did Stan wish to be known?

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Answer: Loretta
29.

Where was Monty Python's "Life of Brian" filmed?

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Answer: Tunisia
30.

Which Beatle had a one-word cameo in Monty Python's "Life of Brian"?

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Answer: George Harrison
31.

Who directed the first four episodes of the "Monty Python" TV series?

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Answer: John Howard Davies
32.

In what profession was "Monty Python" member Graham Chapman trained?

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Answer: Medicine
33.

What is Monty Python's Terry Jones' other profession besides acting?

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Answer: Historian
34.

Who did Dinsdale Piranha think was constantly watching him on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Spiny Norman, A Giant Hedgehog
35.

What was the Secret Welsh Art of Self-Defense on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Llap Goch
36.

Why was the man about to be stoned in Monty Python's "Life Of Brian"?

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Answer: He Said Jehovah
37.

In a song from "Monty Python's Flying Circus", what does the lumberjack do on Wednesdays?

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Answer: Goes Shopping & Has Scones For Tea
38.

What is special about Arthur Jackson?

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Answer: He's Called "Two Sheds" But Has One
39.

How does Twentieth Century Vole present "Wuthering Heights"?

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Answer: By Semaphore
40.

What do you shout, according to Monty Python, if you see a llama where people are swimming?

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Answer: Look Out! There Are Llamas
41.

What's the name of the "Monty Python" character who wants to return a dead parrot?

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Answer: Mr. Praline
42.

What killed the couples at dinner in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"?

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Answer: Bad Salmon Mousse
43.

What was the occupation of Dinsdale and Doug Piranha's mother on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Female Boxer
44.

Which entry won the prejudice contest against Belgians on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards
45.

How did the gladiator die in the coliseum in "Life of Brian" by Monty Python?

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Answer: He Had A Heart Attack
46.

What did the squad of Romans find in the hideout in "Life of Brian" by Monty Python?

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Answer: A Spoon
47.

In the "Monty Python's Flying Circus" series, why did the blancmanges transform Britons into Scots?

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Answer: They Wanted To Win Wimbledon
48.

In a "Monty Python" sketch about a couple and a bed, what happened for "mattress"?

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Answer: Graham Chapman Put A Bag On His Head
49.

Which one of the "Monty Python" crew was referred to as "The American One"?

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Answer: Terry Gilliam
50.

Where did the gentlemanly skyjacker want the "Monty Python" pilots to fly?

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Answer: Luton
51.

What did Graham Chapman, John Cleese and Michael Palin intend to be?

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Answer: Doctor, Lawyer, Journalist
52.

What was the name of the Shrubber in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: Roger
53.

What group did Brian join in Monty Python's "Life of Brian"?

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Answer: Peoples Front Of Judea
54.

In "Monty Python's Flying Circus", what was the animal that exploded on top of the TV?

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Answer: Penguin
55.

In the Germany-Greece Philosophy match on "Monty Python", who tended goal?

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Answer: Leibniz And Plato
56.

What is a larch, as featured in "Monty Python"?

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Answer: A Tree
57.

For how much did Mr. Devious first advertise fully comprehensive motor insurance?

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Answer: One And Eight Pence
58.

What Monty Python song was sung on an episode of "The A-Team"?

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Answer: The Lumberjack Song
59.

In Monty Python's "Meaning of Life", the machine goes what?

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Answer: Ping
60.

According to Monty Python, how can you identify a dead bishop?

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Answer: Tattoo On The Back Of His Neck
61.

Who took the officer's leg in the Monty Python film "Meaning of Life"?

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Answer: Two Men In A Tiger Suit
62.

In the Monty Python film "The Meaning of Life", what religion were the neighbors?

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Answer: Protestant
63.

Who showed up in Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life", causing doctors to turn everything on?

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Answer: The Administrator
64.

How old was "Monty Python" character Dennis the Peasant?

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Answer: 37
65.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", what is said to prevent earthquakes?

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Answer: Sheep's Bladders
66.

What is the name of the man who kept 18 years of silence before Brian stepped on his foot?

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Answer: Simon
67.

Who wrote and performed the "Penis song" from the Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"?

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Answer: Eric Idle
68.

Who plays the part of the cleaning woman in the restaurant scene with Mr. Creosot in Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life"?

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Answer: Terry Jones
69.

What word did Michael Palin say to start off each "Monty Python" episode?

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Answer: It's...
70.

In "Monty Python", what flower did Dennis Moore keep bringing the poor family?

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Answer: Lupins
71.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", what is the shape of the Earth?

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Answer: Banana
72.

In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", where were Sir Robin's minstrels eaten?

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Answer: Nador
73.

In Monty Python's "Life of Brian", how long was the ex-leper a leper before he was cured?

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Answer: Sixteen Years
74.

In "Monty Python", where was the Grill-o-Mat snack bar located?

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Answer: Paignton
75.

How many girls were there at Castle Anthrax, according to Zoot in Monty Python's "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

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Answer: 160
76.

Who was A Sniveling Little Rat Faced Git's wife on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Dreary Fat Boring Old Git
77.

What was the first episode of "Monty Python" called?

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Answer: Whither Canada
78.

Why was Monty Python's Terry Gilliam in England in the 1960's and 1970's?

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Answer: Avoiding The American Draft
79.

In "Monty Python's Big Red Book", what page's film rights were for sale?

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Answer: Page 6
80.

According to "The Brand New Monty Python Book", God excels in which subject?

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Answer: Latin
81.

How big was the giant hedgehog, Spiny Norman?

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Answer: From 12 Feet To 800 Yards
82.

Which planet was Monty Python's Mr. Neutron from?

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Answer: Unknown
83.

What Colonel appeared in "Monty Python" to stop sketches that had become too silly?

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Answer: Sandy Volestrangler
84.

In a sketch on "Monty Python's The Flying Circus", which famous author did contestants summarize?

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Answer: Marcel Proust
85.

On "Monty Python", what was the cartoon opera man singing while a cannon fired?

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Answer: Ride Of The Valkyries
86.

How many names are between Johann Gambolputty and Ulm?

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Answer: 44
87.

From "Monty Python's Flying Circus", who is Johann Gambolputty... of Ulm's only surviving relative?

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Answer: Karl Gambolputty... Of Ulm
88.

What then-unknown actress was a dancing girl in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"?

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Answer: Jane Leeves
89.

Which Pepperpots visited Jean-Paul Sartre?

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Answer: Mrs. Premise And Mrs. Conclusion
90.

Which actor of the Monty Python team directed "Eric the Viking"?

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Answer: Terry Jones
91.

Before the Funniest Joke, what was Britain's greatest pre-war joke on "Monty Python"?

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Answer: Chamberlain's Peace In Our Time
92.

According to Monty Python, what is Ken Clean Air System's mother's name?

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Answer: Nellie Air Vent
93.

Who is listed as playing "The Voice of God" in the Monty Python sketch "The Bishop"?

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Answer: F.B. Gromsby-Urquhart-Wright
94.

What Monty Python character wrote "What's twenty quids to the bloody Midland Bank"?

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Answer: Ewan McTeagle
95.

What is the name of the barber shop in Monty Python's "Homicidal Barber/Lumberjack Song" sketch?

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Answer: Gents Hairdresser
96.

When did Graham Chapman die?

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Answer: 04/Oct/89
97.

In "Monty Python", where is Ron Obvious from?

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Answer: Neap's End
98.

In "Monty Python", what is unique about Mr. Howard Stools?

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Answer: He Is Half An Inch Long
99.

Who scored the only goal in the "Monty Python" Germany-Greece philosophy match?

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Answer: Socrates
100.

In a Monty Python sketch, what is recommended as a sidedish with Hopkins la chef?

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Answer: Rice
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