Would You Survive In The Middle Ages?
Mate. The middle ages. I don't think you understand. This time was harcore.
- 1.How often do you check facebook?
- A.
A couple times a day.
- B.
Wait... you're meant to get off facebook?
- C.
Implying I have facebook. Nice joke.
- D.
Once an hour.
- 2.How often do you bathe?
- A.
My fingers are always pruney. I live for my shower.
- B.
Once a month. What? I have sports to be playing outside, no time for 'hygeine.'
- C.
Once a day! Sometimes twice.
- D.
What's a shower?
- 3.How often do you check your phone?
- A.
I'm meant to check this thing?
- B.
I don't have a phone. Just an iPad.
- C.
When I'm bored.
- 4.So.. work. How much do you like it?
- A.
Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope. I get things handed to me. No work for me.
- B.
If it needs doing, I'll do it.
- C.
I hate it.. but I go anyway.
- D.
I love working! Especially hands on.
- 5.You walk into a public toilet. It smells bad and you think there's a dead thing in one of the stalls. What do?
- A.
Oh that's fine... I didn't want to go anyway...
- B.
Eh, when you need to go, you need to go. Besides, the dead thing looks delicious.
- C.
Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope. *runs out of stall*
- D.
I'll find another one, if not then I'll have to deal with it.
- E.
*incoherent screaming noises*
- 6.Guess what! No internet in the middle ages. What do you do for fun?
- A.
Hyperventilate and then cry.
- B.
You're saying fun can exist outside the internet?
- C.
Internet doesn't count if it's on my ps3 or xbox right? ...right?
- D.
Find a ball and play some soccer! I wonder if the other kids will play with me?
- E.
Work with dad. fun is overated.
- 7.What's on the menu? What will you cook for tonight?
- A.
Oh cool! I love going to restaurants.
- B.
Some sausages or something? Idk I'm poor.
- C.
Fruit salad and normal salad! I'm not into meat.
- 8.Are you religious?
- A.
No
- B.
Yes
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