Would You Consider Yourself To Be A Tame Or Wild Animal?

6 Questions | By Thepoetryman | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 1529

Would You Consider Yourself To Be A Tame Or Wild Animal? - Quiz

This quiz is designed to tell you whether you're a tame beast or a wild beast and which one. It will only work if you are 100% honest in your answers.

You May Get

YOU'RE A LION!

You've no remorse for anything you do that society deems wrong, you haven't any scruples whatsoever, not an nth of cowardice, the strength of many men, a killer instinct and you're very protective of your territory. In other words, if you remove the strength factor and add in the fact that you're scared shitless of your own shadow, then you've got what it takes to be a Fox News commentator.

YOU'RE A PARAKEET!

You're pretty, graceful, sweet, smart, shy and wee. In other words your Tiny Timid. Bada bing! You don't like confrontation. You'd rather shit in the bottom of your cage than confront your fear of kittens. You do have strengths but you don't have thumbs so you're as useless as a pig on roller blades.

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Questions and Answers

1.

If you were confronted by an angry person that stuck his or her finger in your chest repeatedly would you...
- A.
  
  Grab their finger and snap it off.
- B.
  
  Faint.
- C.
  
  Scream for help.
- D.
  
  Run away.
- E.
  
  Crush them!
- F.
  
  Grab their finger and suck on it.
2.

If you come home and find your house on fire and your significant other and child are in the house would you...
- A.
  
  Stand outside and yell for them.
- B.
  
  Run inside the house and try to save them.
- C.
  
  Faint.
- D.
  
  Call 911 and then use a water hose to try and put it out assuming that your loved ones are smart enough to be out by now.
- E.
  
  Cry.
- F.
  
  Kick the front door down and put the fire out yourself.
3.

If you saw someone drowning while you were suntanning at the lake would you...
- A.
  
  Yell encouraging words to the person drowning.
- B.
  
  Call 911 and ask if anyone on the beach knows CPR.
- C.
  
  Faint.
- D.
  
  Jump in the water and swim out to try and save them.
- E.
  
  Swim out half way and try and coax them to swim to you.
- F.
  
  Ignore their pleas for help and apply more suntan lotion.
4.

If you were being stalked as you walked down a dark street would you...
- A.
  
  Run away as fast as you could.
- B.
  
  Turn and ask them what they need.
- C.
  
  Faint.
- D.
  
  Scream for help.
- E.
  
  Fall down and play dead.
- F.
  
  Turn around and chase them away.
5.

If you were hungry and only had tuna fish, microwave pizza or spam to eat which would you choose?
- A.
  
  Tuna fish.
- B.
  
  All three.
- C.
  
  Pizza and spam.
- D.
  
  Pizza.
- E.
  
  None of them. I'd go shopping for more food.
- F.
  
  Faint.
6.

Boxers or briefs?
- A.
  
  Yuck! I don't wear underwear.
- B.
  
  Definitely boxers.
- C.
  
  Only briefs.
- D.
  
  I'd faint.
- E.
  
  Both, boxers and briefs, depends on the situation.
- F.
  
  What a stupid question!