This quiz is designed to tell you whether you're a tame beast or a wild beast and which one. It will only work if you are 100% honest in your answers.
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YOU'RE A LION!
YOU'RE A PARAKEET!
Grab their finger and snap it off.
Faint.
Scream for help.
Run away.
Crush them!
Grab their finger and suck on it.
Stand outside and yell for them.
Run inside the house and try to save them.
Faint.
Call 911 and then use a water hose to try and put it out assuming that your loved ones are smart enough to be out by now.
Cry.
Kick the front door down and put the fire out yourself.
Yell encouraging words to the person drowning.
Call 911 and ask if anyone on the beach knows CPR.
Faint.
Jump in the water and swim out to try and save them.
Swim out half way and try and coax them to swim to you.
Ignore their pleas for help and apply more suntan lotion.
Run away as fast as you could.
Turn and ask them what they need.
Faint.
Scream for help.
Fall down and play dead.
Turn around and chase them away.
Tuna fish.
All three.
Pizza and spam.
Pizza.
None of them. I'd go shopping for more food.
Faint.
Yuck! I don't wear underwear.
Definitely boxers.
Only briefs.
I'd faint.
Both, boxers and briefs, depends on the situation.
What a stupid question!
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