Would You Beat Orochimaru In A Fight?

1. He finally lets go of you and is pushed back to the ground, but lands on his feet. You see him beginning to perform some type of very complicated hand sign, and have to act quickly and stop him before it's too late! You:

Tie both his arms behind his back so he can't perform the jutsu

Seal his arms using a sealing jutsu

2. "My arms! Kabuto, come and help me! My arms are immobilized! Hurry up, you lazy nerd!" Kabuto gets up off the ground from when you knocked him out. He is no longer in Sage Mode. "I'm coming, Lord Orochimaru." Kabuto does a summoning jutsu and summons Manda. The giant snake starts slithering toward you with its mouth wide open, ready to bite you! What do you do?

Climb on top of the snake and hit Orochimaru in the arms

Throw a bunch of shuriken at Orochimaru's arms

Summon your own giant animal and get it to attack the giant snake

Use a Fire Dragon to attack the snake

Use the tailed beast inside you, if you have one

3. You managed to escape his cursed seal, and now the snake looks madder than ever. "Eight Branches Technique!" Eight giant white snakes appear before you, towering above you. You look up at them, not sure if you will be able to actually beat them. You:

Use a giant Rassenshuriken against them

Use an earth style jutsu to cause a giant earthquake and bury the snakes underground

Use a wind tornado to blow the snakes and Orochimaru away

Use a water style move to create a water vortex against the snakes

Leap up onto the snakes and attack Orochimaru, depleting his chakra enough to make the snakes he summoned disappear

4. Your move landed and threw Kabuto into a tree. You look over at Orochimaru, who begins to get up off the ground and looks extremely mad. "Let's see you try to run when you are paralyzed by my cursed seal!" he says. He runs at you with extreme speed, ready to use the cursed seal technique! What do you do?

Grab his arm and use a chakra absorbing jutsu to stop him from paralyzing you with the cursed seal

Use a kunai to stab him in the arm to distract him long enough to escape

Use an earth style jutsu to create an earthquake to knock him over so his cursed seal can't get to you

Quickly run and hide behind a tree and then ambush him with a paper bomb trap when he gets closer

Shove Kabuto in the way so the cursed seal lands on him and not you

5. You defeat the giant snakes and Orochimaru comes crashing down to the ground. He gets up without a scratch on him. At this point you are starting to feel a little tired, but you still have plenty of chakra left to defeat him. All of a sudden, he creates a dozen mud clones and they all charge at you! You:

Use your own clones to counterattack his mud clones

Use a water style move to melt his clones

Fight your way through all the clones until you come across the real Orochimaru and then punch him

Use a fire style jutsu to burn through his clones so you can figure out the real Orochimaru

Use taijutsu to kick away all his clones, and then use a fire style move against Orochimaru

6. Your attack doesn't work, and the giant snake swallows and eats you! You have to escape quickly, or it'll be too late! You:

Use a sword or a kunai to try to cut open the snake and get out

Use paper bombs to explode your way out of the snake

Use clones to force your way out of the snake

Use a strong ninjutsu to burst your way through

Try to punch and kick your way out (good luck!)

7. You manage to burst your way out of the giant snake, and it immediately disappears in a cloud of smoke. Orochimaru and Kabuto are standing right in front of you, but Orochimaru is unable to perform any ninjutsu because of his arms and Kabuto is out of chakra from going in Sage Mode earlier and summoning the snake. All Orochimaru can do is stretch his neck out, then pull a sword out of his mouth using his snake tongue and try to stab you! You need a powerful finishing move to take him down! What finishing move do you use?

Rasengan

Chidori

Fire Style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu

Dragon Flame Rasengan

Water Style: Water Vortex

Lightning Blade

Wind Style Rassenshuriken

8. He dodges your attack and summons forth dozens of small snakes, which begin surrounding you and trying to bite you! They are coming closer and closer, until you are completely trapped and have nowhere to go. You:

Use a sword to slash your way through the dozens of snakes and get to Orochimaru

Jump over the snakes and surprise attack Orochimaru from above

Use a chakra shield to shield yourself from the snakes, then charge at him

Use a substitution jutsu and then a strong ninjustu to attack him

Dig a tunnel underground to get away from the snakes and then punch him from below

9. You are a rogue ninja from the Leaf Village. You wanted to escape your old life in the Leaf and start a new one in the Sound Village, but not for evil purposes. As you are minding your own business one day, a hideous snake looking thing and a nerd walk in front of you and stop you. The snake tells you that he wants you to join him in destroying the Leaf Village, your old home. He also says he wants to use your body as a new body for himself. What do you say?

No thanks, I didn't move here for evil purposes.

NO WAY, you seem up to no good and I don't like it!

I don't think so, Michael Jackson

EW, HELL NO, ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!?!?

I'll do it

10. You get through his clones and they all disappear, but you can't seem to find the real Orochimaru. He seems to have disappeared. You turn your head in all directions, looking for him. "Maybe that cowardly snake ran away after all," you think to yourself. You begin to walk away when you hear a loud hissing noise behind you. It's Orochimaru, and this time he uses his snake tongue to grab you by the feet and throw you 50 feet in the air. You crash down to the ground and land right on your head, making you feel dizzy. He grabs your feet with his tongue again and starts beating you against a giant tree. You:

Use Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu to burn his snake tongue so he'll drop you, then explode him with a paper bomb attached to a kunai

Use a wind style move to blow him away and then slam him into the ground

Use your Chidori to throw him back, and then use Lion's Barrage from above

Use a Water Dragon to wrap around his tongue and pull it off of you

Stab his tongue

11. Your move lands and knocks Orochimaru against a rock wall. You think he is down for good, but he slowly starts to get up. You are both extremely tired and both of you are almost out of chakra. Using the last of his energy, Orochimaru pulls the sword out of his mouth with his tongue and stretches his neck out to attack you with it! You:

Grab the sword right out of his mouth and stab him with it

Using the last bit of chakra you have, repeat the last finishing move you used

Run away, you give up!

Use clones to attack him all at once

Tie his tongue in a knot and kick him to the ground

12. The evil snake did not seem to like your answer, because he challenges you to a fight. "If I win, you have to join me and let me use your body to help me destroy the Leaf Village," he says in a rotten sounding snake voice. "But if you win, I won't bother you anymore." Your response?

Fine, I'll fight you

BRING IT ON YOU PIECE OF SNAKE GARBAGE

Like you could beat me? Ha!

Enough talk, let's fight already!

I've been waiting to fight you. I can't stand you!

13. The snake stretches out his neck and tries to bite you! You dodge, and land right behind him with a punch. He dodges it, and you try to throw a kunai at him but he grabs it with his snake tongue and throws it back at you. It misses you by barely an inch, and you jump back. He stretches out his neck again and tries to come at you again! You:

Grab his neck and strangle him, then punch him in the face

Dodge the attack and get behind him, then throw shurikens at him from behind

Grab him and attach paper bombs to him

Block it and knee him to the face

Use a substitution jutsu

14. Your attack lands and knocks Orochimaru to the ground. "Kabuto! Come defend me, you stupid nerd!" he says, while all the snakes he summoned disappear one by one. "Right away, Lord Orochimaru." He steps in front of Orochimaru and begins to turn into a stone looking snake thing. It looks like he is going into Sage Mode. He pulls a sword out and starts to swing at you, while two giant snakes behind him snap at you. You:

Use your own sword to block his and also chop at the two snakes

Dodge his sword and grab it out of his hand, then use it to swing at him

Use a shadow clone to make him think his sword landed, and then punch him from the side

Summon your own animal to defend against the snakes while you kick Kabuto in the face

Use a fire style jutsu to burn the snakes and then a wind style jutsu to blow away Kabuto