Would U Survive A Zombie Invasion?...Better Question. How?
Ok u were just informed that there is a disease or something plagueing anyone biten by infected people. In other words there is a Zombie invasion. If u came face to face with a flesheater would u die where u stand or slice it up? . How?
- 1.Are u male, female,an "it" or what?
- A.
Male
- B.
Female
- C.
Whatever an "IT" is.
- D.
A zombie
- E.
WHAT YOU ARE A FREAKING VAMPIRE? AND YOUR DANGEROUS? [SCREAMS]
- F.
Calmly say, I had no ideal? your don't look dangerous to me? You look like you could be A nice guy? [Hug Him]
- G.
I already know that? Klaus is one to? And your are dangerous? Klaus will protect me from you? By the way were is your cute brother? [Smiles'
- H.
[Shaking over here] Maybe it's not the best time to bring that up?
- 2.Have you ever been in a fight or had anything to do with a zombie before?
- A.
On videogames....
- B.
In real life? No but i could take one on!
- C.
Not alive. I would have killed them 30 mins ago! duh!
- D.
Yes of course it's me!
- 3.Do You have any experience or have even held a gun before?
- A.
Sure it's a fully automatic... airsoft gun! 10fps! woot!
- B.
Dude my hand rotted off last week why would i need a gun?
- C.
No need why waste perfectly good bullets on a dead thing? Stabbing it with my knife is much more efficient!
- D.
I've held some guns, shot some guns, and watched every gun show on earth! Plus i was a good shot on videogames too if that counts...
- 4.Favorite method of killing Zombies?
- A.
Bust through the door gunz a blazing!
- B.
In order: long range sniper, closer assult rifle, closer, shotgun, pistol to the head, and knife to the neck.
- C.
We eat each other... with salt.
- D.
I'd throw my very sharp pencils at them! That'll teach 'em!
- 5.What is the most defencive place?
- A.
A well lit mansion, many windows for defensive purposes.
- B.
Somewhere dark so i can hide when it gets dark at night.
- C.
If you want to hide thats fine with me, but I've lived on the streets and I intend to stay there.
- D.
Bunker, whitehouse, fort knox,...chime in anytime!
- 6.Who would you take with you? Besides any family.
- A.
Closest Friends I can rely on them the most.
- B.
My family got shot by survivors...*snif snif* =(
- C.
Any gangster, redneck, or hobo that can fire a wepon!
- D.
Friends, neighbors, anyone still uninfected, even if they can't fire a wepon they can still cook or something right?
- 7.Last question, You have finally cleared the world of Zombies but all of a sudden your lifelong friend bites you and you start feeling the effects of a zombie coming on. What do you do?
- A.
Muhahahahahaha! i was your infected friend!
- B.
Psh first off i wouldnt have friends, second if this did happen i'd blow his brain out and yell tora tora tora or something as i blew myself up.
- C.
I'd make the most of it as i slowly turned into "THEM".
- D.
I'd appologize to my friend for not watching out more for them and then blow both of our brains out after writing a letter to the rest of humanity that it is finally safe.
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