Who Is Your Downton Dreamboy?

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1. My high school boyfriend...

Competed on the rowing team.I eventually had to dump him because his mother would not stop launching one-ling zingers at me and I never had any comebacks.

All-American athlete with a heart of gold

Worked as the editor of the school newspaper. He was ignominiously relieved of his position after publishing an expose about the Vice-Principal’s torrid affair with Rusty, the school janitor.

Was unpopular at first when he moved in from Ohio, but quickly won everyone over when he started dating a blonde cheerleader.

President of the debate team. Whenever he raised his hand, everyone sighed and settled in for the duration

Got expelled for leaving Ex-Lax brownies in the teacher’s lounge after he was denied the role of Captain Von Trapp. That was a turning point…

Mysterious Anatolian exchange student

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Did you passionately tear down your Mr. Darcy posters and replace them with a centerfold of Mr. Bates? Were you a C student in high school Economics, but... see morecan explain the ramifications of an entail with ease? Have you ever absentmindedly signed a check "Mrs. Crawley"? You are not alone. The biggest challenge for Downton Abbey fans, besides anxiously waiting for the British to let us colonists get our delayed fix on PBS, is deciding which male character is worthy of our love. Fret no more, my friends, this quiz will guide your tortured hearts.
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2. My lover's theme song is...

Gold Digger by Kanye West

Hot N Cold by Katy Perry

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys

Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley

Bloody Sunday by U2

Be Prepared as performed by the malevolent lion, Scar, in The Lion King

Dead! by My Chemical Romance

3. I have an instant physical reaction to...

A luscious crop of dignified silver hair and an overall aura of gentility

Icy blue stare, Clairol towhead

Sinister grin

Unique gait and jowls

Bulging biceps, because I know that he can rescue me when political chaos breaks out

Glistening hair reminiscent of the British Petroleum spill of ‘10

It is hard to pick just one when your lover looks like Narcissus

4. The bumper sticker on my man's car/carriage/bicycle says...

Dads Against Daughters Dating Democrats: Lifetime Member

Legal Aid: Justice for All

Newt Gingrich 2012

I Brake For Cripples

Belfast Rifle Team

Honk If You’re Feeling Devilish

Kiss Me, I’m Turkish

5. I am especially vulnerable to this seduction style:

Beguiling and marrying a pretty foreign heiress, hoping one day to love her as much as her inheritance

Getting engaged to the only fictional character as annoying as Beth from Little Women, hoping to make his true crush jealous. Secretly wishes that said fiancée would have the common decency to die.

Using his money to attract a much younger woman and then blackmail to keep her interested.

Endearing millions of viewers with his integrity and loyalty, while blinding them to the fact that he has the agility of Stephen Hawking.

Antagonistically telling women that they are in love with him until they are cowed into agreeing.

Volunteering to help the object of his affection dress and then assaulting him with a sensual kiss.

Attracting her by looking like a Ralph Lauren advertisement on a horse and then randomly showing up in her bedroom in the middle of the night

6. My friends are always all up in my grill for being hopelessly drawn in by...

Men in the grip of a midlife crisis

Dimwitted do-gooders who care more about helping people than earning money

Guys that every single person I know hates passionately, especially Grandma

Men with more baggage than LAX

Overbearing control freaks

Black market con artists

Green Card aspirants

7. My perfect weekend date...

Tranquil stroll through the estate with trusty canine friend

Architectural tour of local sights

Checking out cheap foreclosed houses while gossiping about the neighbors

Night of passion planned and hosted by our boss. It would have been perfect if I didn’t keep getting scraped by his metal brace of death-felt like a night with Jolie.

Occupy Wall Street

Dine and dash. Once he tried to impress me with a bottle of wine; I would almost swear that it was really diluted vinegar, because he looked really upset as soon as he tried it.

Fox hunt and subsequent booty call

8. If my man found himself embroiled in a political scandal, it would most likely be due to:

Kissing a widowed intern

Incest

Receiving bribes for the return of compromising photographs

Snuffing out all of the inconvenient people in his path with poison that he bought at Walgreens (forgot to throw out receipt)

Throwing a Molotov cocktail filled with curdled milk at a member of the opposition party

Larry Craig style men’s restroom debacle

Seducing a wealthy virgin while on a diplomatic mission

9. I believe in love enough to overlook this weakness in my lover…

Sentimentality

Viagra resistant impotence

His last work project was an expose naming Obama as the father of Snooki’s lovechild

Criminal record and an ex who makes the Kardashians look low-maintenance

Misplaced pride in low earning potential

The Gaga costume that I found hidden in his closet

Poor stamina, if you know what I mean

10. I feel an immediate, mysterious connection to...

My father’s friends from the country club

This is kind of embarrassing, but I have this cousin on my dad’s side of the family…

Rupert Murdoch

That portly middle-aged man who carves the ham at Golden Corral

The Lucky Charms Leprechaun

Ryan Seacrest

Whirling dervishes

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