Who Is Your Despot Dream Boat?

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1. What language do you think would be fun to learn?

Spanish

Korean

Arabic

Russian

Farsi

English is enough

About This Quiz

Are you the kind of girl who always falls for the wrong guy? Do you think that you can halt the violent ravages of a homicidal dictator with... see morethe strength of your love? Maybe it's time to just surrender to your bad judgment and go for it. Take this quiz and find out the identity of your tyrannical true love. Source:https://www. Theblogmocracy. Com/2009/11/25/totalitarian-progressi ve-and-imperialist-leaders-meet/ see less

2. Sometimes I have a craving for...

Camel milk

Hennessy Cognac with shark fin

Halal food

Chimukuyu and Dovi (dried beef in peanut butter sauce)

Arepas (Corn meal patty filled with meat, eggs, tomatoes, salad, cheese, shrimp, or fish)

Mutton and vodka

3. What would you enjoy doing on a first date?

Anti-imperialist baseball game. Your date throws the first pitch

Box seats at a militaristic stadium show with a cast of thousands

Roasting marshmallows on the burning remnants of a family’s farm

Romantic camping trip in a Bedouin tent, surrounded by scores of virgin bodyguards

No date. Fast forward to arranged marriage

Shooting tigers in the Urals

4. What is your lover's educational background?

PhD in Transportation Engineering and Planning

Bachelors in Marxist Political Theory

401st KGB school in Okhta, Leningrad

Seven degrees, including two law degrees earned while in prison and revoked honorary degrees

Military education in England and Greece

Academy of Military Sciences

5. What is the most romantic way for your man to show his love?

He secretly gives you the honor of carrying his love child.

He tortures anyone who does not declare you the most beautiful woman in the country

He offers to take you as his second wife.

He promotes you from your position as his virginal bodyguard.

He kidnaps your director husband to remake your favorite movie with you as the star (and him as the hero)

Your pesky ex mysteriously succumbs to mercury poisoning.

6. What body type drives you wild?

Rippling alabaster muscles

If you saw him from behind, you would think he was a fifth grader at the local hagwon whose mom wanted a girl so she dejectedly styles his hair in a bouffant.

An ironically portly frame in the image of his despised imperialist foes

If he had his back waxed, five cancer patients would get wigs

Madeleine Albright body double

You haven’t seen that kind of physique since you accidentally walked in on Great Uncle Melvin changing at the nursing home.

7. What kind of stepchildren would you enjoy?

Wife abusing (allegedly) playboys who pay millions for performances from Mariah Carey and Beyonce.

Two beloved dogs named Koni and Buffy and two multilingual daughters

Illegitimate love spawn conceived while wife was dying of kidney problems.

Overweight Korean who tried to pass as a Dominican on a fake passport

Slightly nerdy looking engineers

Thousands of random street kids named Hugo with chia pet hair

8. What is your idea of pillow talk?

“I hereby accuse the North American empire of being the biggest menace to our planet.”

"In (my country) we don't have homosexuals like in your country... In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this."

"Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white man, our real enemy.”

"if you are straight you have nothing to fear from AIDS"

“The strengthening of our statehood is, at times, deliberately interpreted as authoritarianism.”

The revolution is carried out by means of one's thought, not through one's family background.”