Can't. Work. Work.Work.
Party? Great! Another opportunity to offend someone with my mouth.
Did someone say party? I am so there!
Let me take a shot before I leave. I can't stand being around stupid people for long amounts of time.
Hmm. I like parties. I like people. If anybody needs a ride, I can help them too.
Hmm...Lots of ladies gonna be there? I'm in.
Parties can be cool. If someone wears the same outfit as me, though, I'm gonna spill my drink on her dress.
Take it and use it for drinks later on tonight.
Try to find out who this belongs to.
Invest it in a really hot date. If it's spent on someone else, it can't be all bad.
Work.Work. Don't even notice it. Too much work to get done.
Take it. Don't even care who it belongs to.
Take it and justify yourself by mentioning that stupid people who leave their money around are asking for it.
Stare at it and think to self, "This could make a really cool outfit."
Ignore it. The machine will pick it up.
Groan, shove pillow over head, and then answer.
Curse whoever is calling you and answer after a few rings.
Answer right after the first ring. It's gotta be really important.
Roll away from current conquest and answer-it might be the hot chick you've been after for days.
Answer as soon as you can and listen patiently. Try to help as best you can.
Roll over and answer with the first thing that pops in your head.
Very reliable and helpful. Always there for people and uses various connections to help them.
A little ditzy but lots of fun. Cool person.
So hott but a total douchebag. Why do I fall for their charms every time?
Can't stand. So frigid. Satan wishes he was this evil. Impossible expectations.
Love. Helps with everything. I can call any time and they treat me like I am the most important person.
Really funny but very outspoken. No filter for the mouth. Says the most outrageous things. Love love love.
This is just a lead in to the sex.
Dinner at a nice restaurant and then a movie at home.
Ladies night at a club/bar.
Nude Bowling. Or skydiving. Whatever is really fun and unconventional.
Dinner. Must not be stupid. Must pick perfect restaurant. Nothing must go wrong. Has to be perfect.
Somewhere nice. Really short. Have to be at work in the morning and still have a lot to do.
Most expensive restaurant. Date has to pay for everything. If I like the person, I might call. Depends on how much is spent.