Look for clues to where you are.
Look for supplies and survivors
Throw toasters at the zombies
Run and get assistance.
It was your roommate trying to wake you up
Confuse them with a limerick.
Verbally destroy their pathetic little life.
Call the police
Give them some food, they must be hungry after their trans-galactic travel!
What aliens? I was asleep!
Take care of the aliens, it worked in the show ALF!
The answer is twenty-seven!
I'm not so sure about that...
Pretty sure of that.
Is that a trick question?
Make a theme song
Dream about flying.
Try to see through the lies upon deceit upon lies.
Forget it ever happened.
Pulling a bunny out of a hat (for the kids!).
Watch as I fall asleep!
There is no magic.
Pulling an armadillo out of a computer that still has Windows '98!
Ice cream :3
Portal cake (It's so delicious and moist!)
Chocolate, a lot of it.
A giant toothpaste themed rocket ship shaped cake with karate chopping action!
Robo-puppies, if that counts.
Awwww, so cute!
I shall use them in my plan for world domination! Oh wait, that's a cliche.
No, they are a mess.
Going on the computer.
Doodling in a sketchpad.
Documentaries about topics that interest me.
He looks... ...excited.
1.21 Gigawatts! GREAT SCOTT!