Which Video Game Hero Are You?
- 1.Which of these sounds like your ideal weekend activity?
- A.
Playing video games
- B.
Going go-karting with friends
- C.
Rock climbing
- D.
Hitting the nightclubs - and chatting people up
- E.
Hitting the boxing gym - and beating people up
- 2.What's your go-to clothing of choice?
- A.
T-Shirt and dungarees
- B.
Stripped to the waist, to show off your awesome physique
- C.
Practical sportswear
- D.
Slick skin-tight onesie
- E.
Hoodie
- 3.Which of these is your favourite film?
- A.
Indiana Jones
- B.
300
- C.
Escape From New York
- D.
Casablanca
- E.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- 4.Which of these things are you especially good at?
- A.
Getting dates
- B.
DIY
- C.
Swimming
- D.
Intimidating other people
- E.
Playing hide and seek
- 5.Which of these things would your dream home have?
- A.
A colossal virtual reality gaming suite
- B.
A massive assault course - and quad bike range
- C.
The most plush, elegant bedroom imaginable
- D.
Plenty of room to have friends over
- E.
LOTS of punch-bags
- 6.At a friend's party, you are most likely to be found...?
- A.
Rooting through their belongings in the bedroom
- B.
Dancing around in the garden
- C.
Conversing with everybody in the kitchen
- D.
Picking a fight
- E.
In the toilet
- 7.How do you prefer to communicate with others?
- A.
Face to face - as intimately as possible
- B.
By phone and email
- C.
VERY LOUDLY
- D.
No time for that - too busy
- E.
Aggressively
- 8.Someone barges into you in the street. Do you...?
- A.
Barge them right back
- B.
Laugh it off - life's too short, after all
- C.
Follow then covertly for a while, then sneakily trip them up
- D.
Follow them covertly for a while, and find out all their dirty secrets
- E.
No one barges you. Your reflexes are lightening-fast
- 9.Your boss calls you in one morning to tell you that the company is letting you go. Do you...?
- A.
Beat up your boss. Then beat up their boss. Then beat up everybody in the whole damn company
- B.
Accept the decision - because you know something else will turn up soon
- C.
Charm your boss into giving you a promotion and pay-rise instead
- D.
Sneak into your boss's office at night and find incriminating evidence you can use to get your job back
- E.
This doesn't apply to you. You already quit to go back-packing around Asia for six months
- 10.You're being hunted by wild, ravenous wolves in the wilderness. What do you do?
- A.
Jump on their heads
- B.
Pull out your handily packed pistols and blast away
- C.
Punch the leader in the face
- D.
Use your amazing animal intuition to win the beasties over
- E.
Hide in a crate - and get one to wee on you
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