...capture them and brainwash them in order to make them love me!!!
...crush? I crush you, crush!!!
...send them a gift like a normal person.
...crush? I have no crush. This does not compute!!!
...don't have time for crushes! I have to kill Superman!!!
Robbing a bank? ROBBING A BANK?!!! You think I'd stoop to robbing banks?!
I would smash him into the ground!!!
You think I would rob a bank unprepared? I would simply pull out the Kryptonite I keep with me!!!
I want to destroy Superman once and for all!!!
I DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!
I want to possess the anti-life equation.
I will assimilate the Earth.
What kind of question is that?
I already have one.
Break into it with my power and my army!!!
I smash it to pieces!!!!!!!
I sneak in and plant a Kryptonite bomb.
Break into? I don't need to. I would simply demand that Superman show his COWARDLY FACE AND THEN BLAST IT WITH KYRPTONITE!!!
Force them to work for me as my slave!!!
Send an assassin to take care of them.
I SMASH THEM!!!!
I don't have time to deal with them.
Send an assassin to take care of one of their loved ones.
Send some robots to take care of them.
I'll blast them to pieces!!!
What? You cannot measure my power and chaotic evil!!!
Evil? I'm not evil. I'm doing mankind a favor by ridding the world of that inhuman monster they call Superman!!!