Which Stuntman Are You?

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Which Stuntman Are You? - Quiz

Find out which stuntman you are.


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You are Evil Knievel

You are the greatest stuntman of all time.  Until you crush your pelvis and femur, fracture your hip, wrist and both ankles and get a concussion that keeps you in a coma until you die. 

You are Hot Rod

You are an aspiring stuntman, and have no fear of the unknown.  Your destiny:  Your handle bars will go straight through your head. Blood will be everywhere. Your teeth will be ground down to a powder, and the front of your face will explode out the back of his skull. You will die instantly... the next day.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you have facial hair?
    • A. 

      No, but I have a fake mustache

    • B. 

      Yes. Sweet sideburns

    • C. 

      No. I have a Sharpie goatee though.

  • 2. 
    What's your favorite thing to say?
    • A. 

      "I am a lucky, lucky person."

    • B. 

      "Blagersnign"

    • C. 

      "I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit. "

  • 3. 
    What's your favorite stunt?
    • A. 

      Taking 12X the recommended amount of Ex-Lax

    • B. 

      Jumping the Grand Canyon

    • C. 

      Being a human piƱata

  • 4. 
    What is your signature fighting move?
    • A. 

      Curl up in a ball and cry like a baby.

    • B. 

      Ultimate Punch!

    • C. 

      Motorcycle Beat-Down

  • 5. 
    What is your weapon of choice?
    • A. 

      Rhodesian fighting sticks or Japanese throwing stars.

    • B. 

      A rubber chicken.

    • C. 

      My motorcycle of death.

  • 6. 
    Which of these would you be willing to attempt?
    • A. 

      Jump Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.

    • B. 

      Jump 15 school buses.

    • C. 

      Get shot in the groin with a paintball gun.

  • 7. 
    What are your hopes and dreams?
    • A. 

      Be a Mexican stuntman.

    • B. 

      Be the best stuntman in the world.

    • C. 

      Raise money to cure your terminally ill stepfather, and then beat the crap out of him. Literally.

  • 8. 
    What do you wear for a stunt?
    • A. 

      Red, white, and blue jumpsuit.

    • B. 

      Nothing but some whitey-tighties.

    • C. 

      Blue jumpsuit with a cape.

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