No, but I have a fake mustache
Yes. Sweet sideburns
No. I have a Sharpie goatee though.
"I am a lucky, lucky person."
"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit. "
Taking 12X the recommended amount of Ex-Lax
Jumping the Grand Canyon
Being a human piñata
Curl up in a ball and cry like a baby.
Rhodesian fighting sticks or Japanese throwing stars.
A rubber chicken.
My motorcycle of death.
Jump Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.
Jump 15 school buses.
Get shot in the groin with a paintball gun.
Be a Mexican stuntman.
Be the best stuntman in the world.
Raise money to cure your terminally ill stepfather, and then beat the crap out of him. Literally.
Red, white, and blue jumpsuit.
Nothing but some whitey-tighties.
Blue jumpsuit with a cape.